The perfect Christmas gift for the elderly celebrity in your life. Forget the reindeers and Santa Christmas jumper this year for Grandpa. Buy him the latest shawl collared fleece jumper at Macy’s, with a handy pocket on the sleeve to display a 2.8 inch OLED screen that can show 10 solid hours of video of his lawyer emerging from the steps of the police station to categorically deny the latest ‘Savile’ allegations. No more embarrassing questions down at the golf club; no need to repeat yourself at the old age pensioner’s Christmas lunch. Continuous loop replay – ‘I did’na do it; I never met the girl; I was’na there’. Best order early, they’ll sell out at this rate.