Then he bent down to retrieve the parking ticket whilst starting his car up. Whoops! Car lurches forward and hits portable toilet.
Now covered in er, effluent, and toilet paper, the car lurched over a three foot high boundary wall and landed on top of four vehicles parked in the council owned car park below.
Late for his constituency meeting he was further delayed when the police insisted on breathalysing him.
It was negative.
Did I hear somewhere that the government were thinking of bringing in a standard test for drug abuse?
Do we pay for MPs car insurance by any chance? Just asking.