Yes, yes, it’s true I tell you. I jest not.
Guardian readers are piling into the comments sections as we speak, in support of smoking. They are armed with endless faux information as to how it isn’t damaging to your health, could bring in much needed taxation for the support of hard working God fearing families, is a harmless pursuit, alcohol is more dangerous, car exhausts emit more chemicals, is a natural product, unlike the output of ‘Big Pharma’ – it is a joy to read.
Who could have imagined that so many Guardianistas would have been converted overnight into smokophiles? There are even calls for government owned shops to sell the accoutrements required to take up this harmless pastime. What scientific evidence there is to prove the harm that it can do is demolished by their well thought out arguments, indeed there is a suspicion of the hand of Jewish/Rothschild/Green lizard/Republican funded chicanery in the clinical studies that might go against their support for the practice.
Mr Puddlecote is going to be in terminal shock when he catches up with them all…he may never need to blog again!
Not a single word is said about dead babies piling up in the corridor as Mothers-to-be catch a crafty drag in the doorway within two miles of an infant, not a word.
Why? Ah, that is because some idiot has dared to publish a survey stating that smoking cannabis four times a week for 25 years might render you less than employable……they are utterly outraged! The comments are magic. The Telegraph did well with a similar story published late last night, just in time to catch the 4am American readers, or rather those of them that are still wide awake and spouting nonsense as they cruise the Internet at 4am – they were similarly appalled that their ‘harmless pastime’ might have even a teensy weensy downside.