Size matters to the Police Federationâ¦

Along with many commentators over at Inspector Gadgets blog, I had been wondering what the Police Deaderation were up to, apparently remaining silent and compliant as a corpse whilst the rank and file who paid their wages were slated as overpaid, over pensioned, Blobby Bobbies. Why werenât they challenging the findings of the House of Winsor and its ridiculous survey âprovingâ that 75% of policemen waiting in a queue to get advice on being overweight meant the 75% of policemen were overweight? Why werenât they challenging the âdietâ designed to cut the numbers of their membership?
The answer may surprise you. They appear to have been reincarnated as the Obesity Police.
Instead of busying themselves defending the size of their membershipâs wage packets, the illuminati of the Deaderation were fully occupied fretting themselves silly over the expanding waistlines of Polish and Romanian construction workers on the Olympic site. No, this is not a joke, nor is it April Foolâs Day.
All last week the Police Federation were hosting, presumably at their members expense, a conference on Health and Safety for the Olympics Delivery Authority, which dourly concluded that 28% of builders were obeseâ¦and that the best way forward was to flog them cheap Scottish porridge for breakfast. Given that anything up to 70% of the workforce is migrant labour, I hope one of my Police commentators will be able to explain to me exactly why the rank and file Police are contributing union fees in order to answer the plaintive plea from Romanian hole diggers of âdoes my builderâs bum look big in thisâ?
I donât often resort to bad language â but âWhat the fu*k has this got to do with the Police Federation? Have they nothing better to do?
Answers please, and quicklyâ¦
March 20, 2012 at 17:20
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75% of them over weight? And there was me thinking that only a third of âem
was lazy.
March 19, 2012 at 20:28
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âSorry, chaps. The countryâs skint. Youâll have to get by on less, Iâm
afraid.â
Amber Valley Borough Council in Derbyshire who state they wish to preserve
greenbelt, greenfields, wildlife habitat etc have just set aside £50,000 to
fight local residents who try to obtain Village green status to preserve
greenbelt, greenfields, wildlife habitat etc.
The council seem very keen to not use brownfield sites for building for
some reason and very keen to push for planning consent elsewhere.
March 19, 2012 at 10:45
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It is very evident that it has nothing to do with the Police Federation.
What they should be doing is to stop waisting (pun) the rank and filesâ
contributions on fat immigrants and get down to exposing the misleading
sound-bites trotted out by the Politicians, the Beeb and theHome Office who
are looking for ways to justify cutting Police budgets and attacking the pay
structure. They could also look at using the â â âuman rites actâ for the
benefit of their members in pursuing a right to strike. That would worry the
proverbial out of our lords and masters.
March 19, 2012 at 11:07
March 19, 2012 at 11:29
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When the Police start policing in accordance with Peelian principles, I
may regain a scintilla of sympathy for them. Right now, they deserve all
they get for kow towing to all the flavour du jour policies and nonsense
they pursue.
March 19, 2012 at 11:59
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If theyâre looking for ways to justify cutting Police budgets, they could
always fall back on using the bald truth.
âSorry, chaps. The countryâs skint. Youâll have to get by on less, Iâm
afraid.â
March 19,
2012 at 10:25
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ââ¦but âWhat the fu*k has this got to do with the Police Federation? Have
they nothing better to do?â
Snap!
March 19, 2012 at 09:47
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They are probably assessing the impact for when nanny changes the law and
the police start arresting people for being fat in charge of a bigmac.
To work out that 28% are obese that means someone had to weigh &
measure the height of the workers. Even then âobesityâ is meaningless if they
used BMI (which everyone does) if your workers are over 2m tall then BMI is
incorrect.
If all the workforce had normal levels of body fat, were over 2m tall, and
had a muscular build they will all be âobeseâ using BMI.
Or did someone just look out the window and make a guess?
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