After the seriousness of the last few posts I think we need a bit of light relief.
Doing my stuff in the back office (not orifice, read it properly!) I was checking the site’s ranking on Alexa.com. I read the description of the commentators commentards customers of Raccoon Arms and though it quite good to pass on.
You spend roughly six minutes per visit to the site and just over a minute reading each article we spend hours crafting by hand. Relative to the overall population, the Raccoon Arm’s customers tends to be between the ages of 35 and 65; they are likely to both high- and low-income, both uneducated and highly educated, and likely to be childless men virtually visiting the bar from their homes.
The bouncers on the doors have further identified 7 different sub groups within these 35-65, non-median income, stupid but high IQ people.
There are the outsiders who walk past with nerry-a-glance. There are those who are non-interested knowers who hear about our good works but don’t bother to visit. Then there are the trouble makers who can find themselves have the door shut in their face if the don’t listen to polite requests to calm down. Those are the people who don’t enter the bar.
For those who the bouncers let in, we have the lurkers who just like to sit and listen while they supp their beer or pina-colada. We also have the non-contributing participants who might ask the odd question but who also sit quietly in the background. Then we have the noisy lot of partial-contributing participants and regular contributers who do all the talking.
If you disagree with this profile of you please let us know and we will take the into account the feedback so that we can design the bar accordingly.
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