Ms Raccoon regretsâ¦
That in an act of callous disregard for your moral and ethical well being â she has fled the Raccoon coop for an entire week. Thoughtless of me, I know, but too late to let the dogs out, the scent is long gone.
Since the early hours of this morning, Ms Raccoon has been poking her bony finger into Mr Gâs back and demanding to know whether âit is nearly time to go yetââ¦finally with an exasperated roar of âfor Godâs sake womanâ he agreed to rise and make the tea, put the rubbish out, make my breakfast, pack the van with three ton of medication, along with all his other morning duties, and drive me the 1000 odd kilometres â to Jersey! Naturally as soon as he was ready to leave, I fired up the computer and demanded silence whilst I penned this.
Jersey in January may seem an odd choice; I am actually looking forward to the grey skies, the 100 mile an hour winds, the long faces, the soggy fish and chips, and the mangled English as spoken by everyone doing a job which entails getting up in the morning and putting in a hard dayâs work. Iâve thrown my wellie boots in the back of the van, the only thick jumper I now possess (still t-shirt weather here!) and a woolie hat to cover my bald pateâ¦and weâve gone.
Please keep the bar clean, and be polite to any strangers. Back on the 16th. Be there.
January
9, 2012 at 21:00
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Have a good holiday. You deserve it. x
January 9, 2012 at 13:44
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@GTM â that reminded me of a (possibly apocryphal) press
apology-
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Last week we stated that Councillor Smith doesnât have the
brains of a vole.
We are happy to accept assurances that he does
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January 8, 2012 at 19:31
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Why not go a few miles further north and have a week in Pompey?
Errr I
guess I know why!
Have a nice break
January 8, 2012 at 12:35
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And in other news David Cameron has apologised for comparing being heckled
by Ed Balls as like being heckled by someone with Turetteâs Syndrome. He is
right to do so. If I had Turetteâs I too would be apalled at being cmpared to
such a foul mouthed low grade thug.
F****!
January 8, 2012 at 08:29
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Weâre within spitting distance of St Malo or Granville â any chance of
bringing us back a few spuds? Youâd be very welcome to park your wheels afore
the long trek southwards â weâve got cashews and wine gums â just the things
youâll need to wean yourself back into normal life!
January 7, 2012 at 17:47
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What??? Were the hell am I going to find a blog that has posts on hegelian
principles at this short notice?
Oh well, just need to go and make myself a
proper vodka martini and figure out how to sneak the nuts out from under
SBMLâs nose.
Enjoy â youâll be missed.
January 7, 2012 at 19:58
January 7, 2012 at 14:17
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Have a good time, Anna :-*
SBML, if the nuts on the bar are off limits,
can I have one of the hard-boiled eggs, please?
January 7, 2012 at 13:10
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Ciao Bella! Have a wonderful time. x
January 7, 2012 at 12:56
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I shall try and ensure that none of the customers take any of the nuts from
the bar whilst you are away.
January 7, 2012 at 12:16
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Have a great break and get plenty of rest. x
January
7, 2012 at 11:29
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Nice place. I recommend Guernsey as well where we have identified a very
nice little bolt hold that Iâm not going to tell you about.
Have a great break (not literally!)â¦
January 7,
2012 at 11:15
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Jersey is a great place â Gorey in particular, and Gerald Durrellâs
wonderful zoo. Have a great time â I certainly did!
January 7,
2012 at 10:28
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Is Jim Bergerac back on the island then? Enjoy your break outside the EU!
January 7, 2012 at 10:12
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Excellent choice, have a wonderful time.
January 7, 2012 at 09:53
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Drop in and visit my money as well while youâre there.
January 7, 2012 at 09:27
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Have a grand break.
January
7, 2012 at 09:01
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Bon voyage!
January 7,
2012 at 08:58
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Enjoy!
January 7, 2012 at 08:58
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Have fun!
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