The answer to some technical questions which are beyond me at the moment?
Thanks to the generosity of one of my readers (you know who you are, bless you!) I have been given an Ipad to allow me to stay in touch with you all under the present âdifficultâ circumstances.
Being a very âPCâ sort of person I have absolutely no knowledge whatsoever of Apple products.
So, your starter for ten, Apple Geeksâ¦â¦
At the moment I have instructions, keyboard, and language, in Dutch and Frenchâ¦..I could manage in French but I have to think about it, not bash out mindless drivel with gay abandon as I usually do â is there an App or something I can download somewhere that will allow me to change this configuration to English with English keyboard? Do you have an address for this App?
Is there the equivalent of âWordâ document that I can download for Ipad? Do you have the address?
What about e-mail? Do I have to go direct to web mail, or is there the equivalent of Microsoft Office that will download all my e-mail?
I see I have âItunesâ on this â great I can have music, but I need earphones, anybody know the address of lightweight earphones I can buy online? Muddy Waters instead of roaring air conditioning, Yeah!
The hospital has an internet connection which is a USB hub â the only USB hub I can see is a spur off the charger unit â do I plug it in there? (Donât all groan at once, I said I knew nothing about Appleâ¦â¦.)
Meanwhile I am trying to catch up on the various disasters of the past ten days â anybody got a particular subject they would like to talk about, i.e would like me to bash out some drivel to get you started? The choice is overwhelming meâ¦â¦
OK drinks on the house to the first correct answersâ¦.
Now, where did I put the Bet Lynch earrings? (Good wig, innit?)