Caption contest – Advertising Ewe-turns.
I can see this catching on – imagine the M40 running through the Labour strongholds in the Rhonda Valley, lined with bleating manifesto promises. Politicians really will be able to eat their words once the count is finished.
So far the new advertising space has only been taken up by an enterprising turf company in Yorkshire, but I can see it catching on next election.
‘Cutlets too fast, too soon’, run the woolly logos.
‘Chop the Tories’ gambol the lambs.
‘I’m a Ball’s man’ promises the Ram.
Come on, you can do better than me, commentators….
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June 21, 2011 at 19:12
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Woolly Wonka’s Choplet Factory
- June 20, 2011 at 17:20
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Scrap Ewe-naversity Fee’s
- June 19, 2011 at 16:19
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Ewe turn if ewe want to
Baa, humbug
We vote Lie-baa
These glow-in-the-dark messages were brought to you by Chernobyl – no
batteries required
- June 19, 2011 at 13:21
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Go back to your constituencies and prepare for supper
- June 19, 2011 at 13:15
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Ewe Labour, ewe danger…
- June 19, 2011 at 13:12
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Is this a case of mutton dressed as spam?
- June 19, 2011 at 11:32
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Let’s hope it doesn’t spread to cows or Mark Wadsworth won’t be able to keep up.
- June 19, 2011 at 10:19
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Union block voter
Follow me to the slaughter….
Changing target:
One Liberal who doesnt wear sandals…..
Follow me
into a European superstate!
enough enough…… the garden beckons
- June 19, 2011 at 10:14
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and – perhaps in poor taste
Labour – black sheep welcome
- June 19, 2011 at 10:11
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Labour – pulling wool over eyes since 1895
Labour helping you sleep
since1895
Labour – stealth wolves
- June 19, 2011
at 08:54
- June 19, 2011 at 01:01
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Are ewe thinking what we’re thinking?
- June 19, 2011 at 00:58
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“Mutton crime, mutton the causes of crime.”
- June 18, 2011 at 21:53
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Dai’d in the wool-Liebour.
Red Ed-joocayshun.
Vote Liebaaaa.
My boyfriend votes Liebour.
- June 18, 2011 at 20:19
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….Coleman’s mint sauce is excellent with the others!
- June 18, 2011 at 19:14
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“Why is no one Zagging?”
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June 18, 2011 at 18:23
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We’ve all been fleeced!
- June 18, 2011 at 18:01
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Not really a caption, more a rant to lamb-bast the shear nerve of the
advertisers trying to ram their wooly ideas in our faces, wether there’s
limelight or not they want to hogget to try and fleece us.
- June 18, 2011 at 15:21
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Don’t be one of us – think for yourself!!
- June 18, 2011 at 15:05
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“Don’t trust ex-members of the Woolingdon club!”
- June 18, 2011 at 14:10
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In the Welsh Valleys – “I’m free”
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June 18, 2011 at 14:08
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‘Voter’
- June 18, 2011 at 14:01
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This ones’s difficult, not many words to do with sheep, and most thoughts
were insulting to Labour. However-
“Thatcher the milk snatcher!” (printed
near ewes’ teats)
“Re-write history! Beatify (canonise?) RAMsay
McDonald”
“Down with toff barrr-sterds!
“Ain’t Gonna Work On Maggie’s
Farm No More” (used before, but worth recycling)
“Cry havoc and unleash the
sheepdogs of class war!”
- June 18, 2011 at 14:38
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As it’s me, a bonus bawdy one –
(printed near ram’s penis, with a view
to possible Lab/Lib coalition in 2015)
“Any chance of a Cleggover?”
- June 18, 2011 at 14:38
- June 18, 2011 at 14:00
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I think it would be more fun to put a single letter on each sheep and let
them decide what message they wanted to send by the order in which they lined
up.
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