Well All Riiiiight! Yeah!
The classic ending to every American movie, the moment when the assembled crowd raises their right fist in a salute and whistles, cheers and stamps their feet yelling âwell, all riiightâ is being played out in front of the White House as we speak.
We can turn the telly off now and sleep easy in our beds. King bin-Kong has been slain; the credits are rolling; the token woman and the token American Negro returned to the props cupboard, and we remembered to thank the National Tourist Board of Pakistan for their assistance in making this film.
Drink your cocoa up, tomorrow is a school day and you can frolic on the trains and planes of our great country without worrying about backpacks full of nitro-glycerine lying around â didnât we just sneak into someone elseâs country and shoot the main man dead â and triumphantly sneak out again with his body so he wonât get a decent burial?
I mean, if Pakistan forces had crept into Britain without telling the UK government and shot Obama and sneaked out with his body â the war on terror would have been over, wouldnât it? No one to give orders any more; and all the little Muslims and all the little Christians would have smiled at each other and lived happily ever after.
âWell all riiiiightâ!
Keep cheering folks â Part One may have ended when bin-Laden ticked the âadd locationâ box on his Twitter feed, but the sequel is already in the can. Exploding at a destination near you.
Letâs have a rousing chorus of that all American signature tune â âItâs only just begunâ.
May 2, 2011 at 14:43
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Also from Twitter â Hey England, we see your wedding and raise you a
funeral
May 2, 2011 at 15:49
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We know Obama was miffed at not getting an invitation to The Wedding, but
itâs no excuse to go round shooting peopleâ¦.
May 2, 2011 at 13:35
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Just like Saddam then, killing him will solve all the problems, wonât
itâ¦.?
May 2, 2011 at 14:12
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At least they succeeded in failing to take him alive, this time.
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May 2, 2011 at 15:50
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*wry smirk*
May 2, 2011 at 18:38
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Indeed, the Obambi administration seems to have finally got the hang of
real-politik. No nonsense from Eric Holder (yet) about how OBL should have
been returned to a civil court in New York for prosecution.
A good days work, and a very symbolic blow to Al-Queda, the nutters in
Hamas are displeased which is a very good thing, unfortunately these
groups have many âfellow travellersâ embedded in western democracies which
could easily lead to retaliatory events. Luckily they are pretty inept and
usually fail.
Whatever your thoughts about OBL he has successfully radicalised a lot
of muslims who in turn have been protected from censure by idiot
politicians, that genie will not be returned to the bottle. His jihad has
been and will continue to be very successful until western politicians
wake up and govern for the majority of their constituents.
May 2, 2011 at 13:14
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Ms. Raccoon, just thought Iâd mention that the gentlelman known as Max
Farquar (and afka âThe Grumpy Old Twatâ) has had his latest blog taken down:
http://www.maxfarquar.com/. Canât find any info on the
situation from the usual suspects. It was no more seditious than a lot of
others, although itâs fair to say the language was utterly appalling.
Anyone
any news?
May 2, 2011 at 13:54
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NO, Iâll see what I can find out.
May 2, 2011 at 13:58
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His mummy probably took his computer away.
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May 2, 2011 at 14:01
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Good show, old horse. Look forward to hearing anything you can dig
up.
- May 2, 2011 at 15:18
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There you go, old goat, word from Max, site is too busy for his host,
heâs trying to resolve it!
- May 2, 2011 at 16:05
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Gosh! Thank, er, Anna.
- May 2, 2011 at 14:25
- May 2, 2011 at 12:43
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Comment seen on Guidoâs blog, posted by someone called âBarry Obamaâ:
âHmmm, take THAT, Royal Weddingâ¦â¦..your move Englandâ¦â
May 2, 2011 at 10:57
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I think at best grim satisfaction is called for â high fives and
celebrations seem both premature and immature.
- May 2, 2011 at 11:01
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Studying that picture in greater detail, there seem to be a lot of men
with beards. Could be a bad signâ¦
Not that the chap at the front would notice â heâs clearly eyeing up the
bouncing chest of the young lady before him.
May 2, 2011 at 11:08
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Ah but whatâs she looking at??
May 2, 2011 at 10:09
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Just waiting for all the congratulations to flow from Muslim groups. I bet
the MCB are knocking up a statement right now. Or perhaps not.
May 2, 2011 at 09:41
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That o.k. then â we call sleep safely in our beds.
Apparantly what gave
him away was that he didnât have the internet â apparantly not having an
internet connection is considered suspicious behaviour.
May 2, 2011 at 09:40
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Youâve all got it wrong. To see why you may nip over to Anjem Choudaryâs
place.
May 2, 2011 at 09:29
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From Twitter â Elton John to record âSandals in the Binâ
May 2, 2011 at 11:01
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You owe me a new keyboard!
- May 2, 2011 at 11:18
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That is in extremely poor taste, Gildas.
(â¦.and itâs VERY funny.)
May 2, 2011 at 11:22
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Superb!
May 2, 2011 at 14:58
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So *this* is where Bingo Bango Bongo now hangs out!
May 2, 2011 at 09:15
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A step in the right direction.
Now if only CallMeDave would grow a spine and deal with the fellow
travelers here, we really could start to sleep more easily.
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May 2, 2011 at 09:15
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I donât think itâs ever right to celebrate a death, but I have a sense of
grim satisfaction today. The man espoused and caused mass murder and by the
most terrible means. He would have tortured and beheaded all who express a
view to the contrary. Of course the battle with Al Queada is not over with the
death of this man, but he got what was coming, and I hope it was a thoroughly
nasty end
May 2,
2011 at 10:14
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On of the most unsettling images following the 9/11 attack was the sight
of women dancing in the streets and ululating in celebration.
I wonder how these scenes in Washington will play in the wider world;
Obama may talk of âjusticeâ and âhuman dignityâ but his words have been
drowned out by a triumphalist version of âDing-dong, the Witch is dead!â
The all-singing, all-dancing finale for âUS vs Bin Laden â the movieâ may
yet become the opening sequence for Continuity Al-Qaedaâs first recruiting
video.
- May 2, 2011 at 10:56
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Dunking him in the briney ala robert Maxwell wasnât the best idea
either.
âThereâll be no more sobbinâ when bin-Ladenâs bob bob bobbinâ along,
alongâ¦â¦..â
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May 2, 2011 at 16:27
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Strange that. Bin Laden dead and his body face down in waterâ¦..
Am I the only person wondering where Barrymore was yesterday?
May
2, 2011 at 18:05
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May 2, 2011 at 12:33
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âOne of the most unsettling images following the 9/11 attack was the
sight of women dancing in the streets and ululating in
celebration.â
BBC staff â they always enjoyed it when things went wrong
during Bushâs tenure.
- May 2, 2011 at 09:10
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I know thereâll be trouble, but it was a good dayâs work.
To be honest, I assumed heâd been dead for years. Itâs nice to have closure
on that point.
Retaliation? Is anyone suggesting we should have pardoned him for fear of
retaliation? Bring it on.
May 2, 2011 at 09:29
- May 2, 2011 at 08:47
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âWell All Riiiiight! Yeah! The classic end to every American movieâ¦â
â¦.and cribbed, in the event unwisely, for the occasional Labour party
rally.
May 2,
2011 at 08:44
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So theyâve finally (after how many years?) got one of âenemyâ.
In the mean time how many of their âalliesâ did they get?
May 2, 2011 at 08:17
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I bet the British security forces are glad the announcement wasnât made
before Friday. Their job might have been somewhat harder and more
nerve-wracking.
- May 2, 2011 at 08:19
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