Billy the Fish on The Best of British.
Apparently, there were five other queens in the congregation yesterday.
Six if you count Elton…
Rob on Rank Hypocrisy
I suspect the Mail’s definition of “a gentleman” is a man they pay a substantial sum to in return for a story.
Cascadian on At Last! – Gordon Brown Hung in Downing Street.
My thoughts exactly-his head and hands look so disproportionate to his trunk that it looks like a very bad photoshop job. Very troll-like.
There should surely be a footnote below his signature that he was never elected.
Macheath on Marring your Reputation.
When they pay you to be analytical
On all matters party political,
An injunction to hide
Your own bit on the side
Might appear just a touch hypocritical.
Engineer on Marring your Reputation.
A jug-eared journo called Marr
Thought his mistress was better by far.
But it turned out that the sprog
Was a third-party job;
Seems she’d done more Miles than a car.
Ed P on ‘Don’t Let Them Eat Brioche’.
There’s endless amusement in the shopping attitudes of anarchists. Surely true anarchists knit their own yogurt, grow their own veg and never, ever dip even a toe into the murky world of capitalism? So I think Tesco is seen as provocative temptation, setting up shop opposite the glorious seat of the revolution. How dare they take the piss out of these fine people in this blatant way!