Dear English, Irish and Welsh Cousins,
This is a little bit of an indulgence as you are not facing the prospect of more Labour.
Here in Scotland it is a very real possibility. Labour are in their element blaming the whole world for the debt they created, pointing fingers at anyone who tries to sort the financial crisis.
The BBC Scotland Labour Branch minions are outdoing themselves as usual. We live in a propaganda state controlled by the Labour Party. Here is the lost first draft of a speech by the Leader of Labour in Scotland. Obviously they will deny it but where else could it have come from?
Manifesto – Make Poverty Permanent
Foreword:Ian Elmer Fudd Gray – Member of Scottish Parliament (Red Ed Militants Boy in Scotland)
Like Comrade Miliband I too had a dream! I dreamt we destroyed growth, I dreamt we slashed employment opportunities and I dreamt we taxed businesses to oblivion. I had a dream that all of Scotland felt like the East End of Glasgow.
All we do, we do for a reason. We do so because unemployment is at the heart of labour’s electoral base, it offers the best chance of a better life for our MPs, and empowers the grievance politics of our Trade Union paymasters. The chance of a good life should be our birthright rather than an accident of birth for all members of our socialist inner circle, our families and political minions at the BBC.
Poverty in the areas we represent is not by accident. It is the result of decades of political incompetence, inexperience of real world enterprise and a firm ideology that everyone must be equally held back. (Except the ruling elite of the socialist party who must lead the masses).
Take my own excellent example. I was a student in the 1970′s who then became a public sector worker teaching in a secondary school in Edinburgh. I saw teenagers lose their future and their hopes through unemployment and I rejoiced at another generation of Labour voters.
I marched and protested at the cuts in the 1980′s that reversed the near bankruptcy of the UK following the previous Labour administrations total incompetence because in my heart I am a socialist hypocrite and without any real world experience of tax generation in enterprise I simply cry like a teenager who wants more pocket money. I cannot understand how the money is generated. We are the terminator of dreams for any person, region or country that dreams of a better future through hard work, personal endeavour and ambition.
We can take a different path to the leading economies of the world, we can eradicate the great achievements of the past. We can still continue to support communist big state monopolies long after the Russians and the Chinese have moved to wealth generation through enterprise. If we are elected we can kill off all inspiration for the future, we can kill any hope of a job in the private sector and we will kill off all innovation.
You, the people, can live a life your great grandfather knew.
We can expand our control through more public sector jobs to increase the funding for the Unions who in turn fund the Labour party. The vision that guides me is a Scotland of full public sector employment; a more equally shit Scotland, with no freedom to give full expression to who we feel we are, obsessed with political correctness and grievance politics of minority interest pressure groups who will all get an increase in public funding. If you elect Labour, I promise we will increase the public sector to a size not seen since the Chinese Revolution.
We will end youth unemployment by giving everyone a non job at the council paid for by more borrowing we cannot pay back. I cannot balance the Scottish budget, I refuse to balance it. We will not reform our public services and cut the cost of governing. We can do this if we focus relentlessly on what matters to us and avoid the tough choices. That’s what Labour exists to do. This is our programme for Scotland.
I am standing to be First Minister of Scotland. I believe there are still enough idiots left in the Strathclyde area who will vote for more poverty, more deprivation and more economic sink estates full of crime long enough for me to become a peer in the House of Lords like all the great Socialists before me.
We can create powerful trade unions led by men on six figure salaries who will call strikes to grind the whole country to a halt and blame it on everyone else. We have the resolve and utter lack of intergrity to deny any responsibility for the financial mess of the UK and Scotland after 14 years of Labour rule in London and nearly 50 years of Labour control in Scotland. I make no apologies for the scale of my ambition for Scotland.
This manifesto obviously talks to the concerns of the people of Scotland: jobs, business, safer streets, better schools, our NHS, our environment but that is to give talking points to our comrades in the BBC so we can hide our wider agenda of incompetence through public sector expansionism. We can deploy our many friends in the Labour controlled media to promote our agenda word for word in the Press, TV and Radio.
This manifesto is the widest and deepest fabrication ever undertaken by any political party in this country. Give Labour your trust once again we will do for your future generations what every labour government has done in the past.
Trust Labour to lie to you when there is a problem, trust Labour to deny the structural deficit, trust Labour to create more debt, trust Labour to change accounting rules to hide PFI debt, trust Labour to make all of Scotland feel like the East End of Glasgow.
Trust Labour if you are a total idiot.