Sheesh!
Buried in amongst the scare stories of Armageddon in Japan, Libya, Syria, Yemen, and many points East, the Beeb has not forgotten its mandate to report the truly important news to local communities.
Down in Trowbridge, a market town besieged by late night drunks and boy racers in the early hours, they are searching for a 3 stone âmissing personâ impaled on a metal skewer.
A local entrepreneur, obviously having done his market research thoroughly, has made off with an 18kg frozen kebab, along with bags of frozen chips, onion rings, and of course, the all important polystyrene kebab trays.
Det Sgt Jon Rawson said: âIf you are aware of anyone who has recently come into possession of kebab meat [â¦] we would appreciate your call.â
Several hundred drunks will be calling him come midnight tonight, to tell him their mateâs just got hold of a dodgy kebab. I donât fancy Sgt Rawsonâs task of sifting through the evidence.
That kebab wouldnât have made its way to London by any chance would it? â where it is rumoured the streets will be lined with hungry benefit loungers marching on parliament today.
March 27, 2011 at 11:24
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Ms Creosote was unavailable for comment but is about to be served âone
wafer thin mintâ. You may want to duckâ¦
March 27, 2011 at 02:07
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A splendid looking filly â but I do hope she goes Dutch on dinner
dates!
March 26, 2011 at 14:06
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Wonder if this is being reported on in the Arab States ⦠and what are they
saying?
March 26, 2011 at 11:21
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Sit on my face and wonât you tell me that you love me!
March 26, 2011 at 11:29
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You wouldnât be able to hear the stereo if she didâ¦
March 26, 2011 at 12:00
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With what sheâs eating thereâd be a âLe Petomaineâ recital audible
(quite a funny story if you need to Wiki it).
- March 26, 2011 at 11:06
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Pic from Farmerâs Weekly? A useful reminder, must hire the pedigree boar to
service the sow next month.
March 26,
2011 at 10:49
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I am amazed at the strengh of that chair, modern manufaturing quality
control is to be commended!
March 26, 2011 at 09:51
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Thing about the BBC, Anna. The licence fee â in these straightened times we
now find ourselves in â should be made voluntary. That way, those who are
happy to pay for being lied to can continue to contribute to the dissemination
of lies, whereas those of us who donât like our intelligence insulted with
internationalist, leftie propaganda can sleep with a clear conscience that
weâre no longer supporting a bunch of feckless, talentless wasters who would
be totally unemployable in any real-world job.
March 26, 2011 at 10:24
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The trouble is that the feckless, talentless wasters who would be totally
unemployable in any real-world job are having rather well-paying jobs
created for them in fantasy land:
http://www.zerowastescotland.org.uk/about_us/about_zero_waste_scotland/vacancies.html
Please let their benefits package include a company carâ¦
March 26, 2011 at 09:42
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I have read elsewhere, though not in the mainstream media, there are a host
of other organisations not related to unions attending who are rather cross
with the lib/lab/con, in areas of immigration, the census, taxes and so on
March 26, 2011 at 09:45
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Old Maid, this is correct, however I think we can safely assume the BBC
et al will be focussing on CUTS CUTS CUTS and little else, they ahve already
been âbigging-upâ the turnout and it hasnât even happened yet.
March
26, 2011 at 12:58
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They are salivating at Al-Beeb, but just sent their dolly itâd reporter
out to interview some of the brains trusts marching:
BBC reporter: âWill the government listen, do you think?â
Dim public
sector âworkerâ: âNoâ
BBC reporter: âSo, if you donât agree that there should be no cuts at
all, like most of your fellow marchers, what do you think should
happen?â
Dim activist: âThere should be some cuts, but they should be
slower!â
Keep it up, Beeb, keep it upâ¦
*chuckle*
- March 26, 2011 at 09:29
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Itâs always nice to see someone enjoying their food as my old mum used to
sayâ¦
Two little points about your last paragraph â is it possible to march AND
lounge at the same time?
And also, you do know, donât you, the march is organised by the TUC⦠i.e.
WORKERS, who hope to be able to keep their jobs so they DONâT end up on
benefits. I shall be joining friends of mine from the Royal College of Nursing
who are marching. See you there?
- March 26, 2011 at 09:49
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You wonât see me but if I could Iâd organise an anti-protest protest
march. Where were the unions when they saw Labour driving towards a cliff
face? Why the sudden concern all of a sudden? Where were the protests when
hundreds of thousands of private sector jobs were lost or moved abroad; the
irony is that HAD the Unions reined-in Labour there would have been enough
money in the kitty to keep the public sector funded, funny old world,
eh?
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March 26, 2011 at 10:03
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I think Old Holborn has invited like-minded people to join him to watch
the march. Maybe youâd like to join him?
- March
26, 2011 at 12:53
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âWhere were the unions when they saw Labour driving towards a cliff
face?â
In the back, leaning forward to encourage them to press that
accelerator harder, this time, this time weâll make it and fly!
March 26, 2011 at 14:41
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