The Coalition Blues
Nicky: Iâve got a bratty partner,
Who bugs me every day.
This morning Old Man Vince,
Chased the last bonus away.
Chris Huhne â he acts like,
Like he belongs in the zoo.
Iâm the saddest pol,
The saddest pol in coalition junior crew.
I wish I had a pony,
I wish I were eighteen,
I wish I had a dime
For every journo treats me mean.
They tease me âcause Iâm no diffârent,
Oh no diffârent from the rest, oh yes.
Well, Iâm down so low,
If I cheered up, Iâd still be depressed.
The AV voteâs my best friend,
I play all over town.
But when I speak about it, all I hearâs
Dave: Nicky! Keep it down!
Nicky: Although Iâm only eight years old,
Iâve really paid my dues, itâs true.
Thatâs why Iâve got a case of,
A case of the Coalition Blues.
(Guitar solo)
I wonder how I got here,
I wonder what Iâll be.
The saddest little twig
On this crazy political tree.
I feel like Iâm a loser,
With nothing left to lose.
Thatâs why Iâve got a case of,
A case of the Coalition Blues.
Oh thereâs just no postponing,
A case of the Coalition Blues.
(Saxophone solo)
(Harmonica solo)
(Saxophone solo fadeout)
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