Nicky: I’ve got a bratty partner,
Who bugs me every day.
This morning Old Man Vince,
Chased the last bonus away.
Chris Huhne – he acts like,
Like he belongs in the zoo.
I’m the saddest pol,
The saddest pol in coalition junior crew.

I wish I had a pony,
I wish I were eighteen,
I wish I had a dime
For every journo treats me mean.
They tease me ’cause I’m no diff’rent,
Oh no diff’rent from the rest, oh yes.
Well, I’m down so low,
If I cheered up, I’d still be depressed.

The AV vote’s my best friend,
I play all over town.
But when I speak about it, all I hear’s
Dave: Nicky! Keep it down!
Nicky: Although I’m only eight years old,
I’ve really paid my dues, it’s true.
That’s why I’ve got a case of,
A case of the Coalition Blues.

(Guitar solo)

I wonder how I got here,
I wonder what I’ll be.
The saddest little twig
On this crazy political tree.
I feel like I’m a loser,
With nothing left to lose.
That’s why I’ve got a case of,
A case of the Coalition Blues.

Oh there’s just no postponing,
A case of the Coalition Blues.

(Saxophone solo)

(Harmonica solo)

(Saxophone solo fadeout)

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richard
July 29, 2010 at 12:56

http://thethirdestate.net/2010/07/the-coalition-blues-2/

Dick the Prick
July 29, 2010 at 09:54

‘If i cheered up, i’d still be depressed’ – hee hee, very good.