Over at the Hadron Collider â havenât heard of that for a while have we? â they are still playing âletâs find Godâ, shooting beams of proton particles 27 miles under the Swiss mountains in the hope of producing the âHiggs Bosonâ particle.
The Higgs Boson particle is the so called âGod particleâ, the one that will give us an insight into the formation of the universe and help us to know âGodâs intentionâ according to Nobel laureate Leon Lederman.
Some of the scientists involved in the experiment were sitting around in a Brixton Disco, as one does, and came up with the idea of taking a further step, and turning the resultant data into soundâ¦â¦
And if they do manage to capture âGodâs voiceâ on tape? What will we hear?
Mr G thinks it will be indistinguishable from Obnoxio with a particularly virulent hangoverâ¦.
I incline towards the dulcet tones of Ms Smudd whispering âI was only joking, honestlyââ¦..
And you think?