Caption Contest. – The Anna Raccoon Archives

by Saul – Cub reporter on April 22, 2010

{ 21 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Anna Raccoon April 22, 2010 at 18:35: Watch where you put your feet Gordon – that looks like Vera Baird’s dog to me.
2 Tuscan Tony April 22, 2010 at 18:39: Pooch: “Peter, Peter, I appear to have this revolting growth on my head”
3 Joe April 22, 2010 at 18:43: Priapic penis strutting in front of a total rectum.
Bound to be a Pair of Balls hanging around somewhere.
4 DerekP April 22, 2010 at 19:06: His Master’s voice.
5 Vladimir April 22, 2010 at 19:16: Mandy to Brown: “I don’t fancy yours much”.
6 purpleline April 22, 2010 at 19:20: Return of the Kray Twins to protect Train travellers around Britain

Mandy: Hey Gordon lets go dogging later
Gordy: Bareback in a minute I’m off to watch Badgers in Bristol
7 Mike Litorus April 22, 2010 at 19:54: Watch out for that slimy dog turd there McDoom!
8 Joe Public April 22, 2010 at 19:59: Reading the platform sign with alarm, Gordon wonders whether it’ll be Peter, the lass or the mut:-

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/08/17/keep-back-from-the-platform-edge-or-you-may-get-sucked-off/
9 Gloria Smudd April 22, 2010 at 20:09: Dog: “Take one more step towards me, Peter, and I’ll rip yer throat out. You may be a Peer of the realm but you ain’t got no real pedigree, chum.”
10 Châtelaine April 22, 2010 at 21:19: Nobody noticed the dog seems to have more character? I mean, sturdy look much more convincing? And could be his twin brother?
11 JohnRS April 22, 2010 at 21:48: Mandelsnake thinks “Aha, looks like I’ve found the new party leader”
12 Changing name to protect me April 22, 2010 at 21:56: GB: wish I had a pet poodle not a rotweiler
13 Biffo April 22, 2010 at 22:50: Even the dog appears to be snubbing Brown
14 Alan April 23, 2010 at 00:04: Peter thinks: I wonder if I could get one of those on expenses…
15 John Pickworth April 23, 2010 at 00:48: The Right Honourable Peter Mandelson PC, First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills, President of the Board of Trade and Lord President of the Council; takes the 11;45 intercity to Bristol along with his three travelling bitches.
16 Sarbanes Oxley April 23, 2010 at 07:44: Kill!
17 Saul April 23, 2010 at 08:13: That pink collar would look nice on Gordon.
18 AnnaNonAMoose April 23, 2010 at 18:19: “Scratch and Sniff” is the first slogan that comes to mind.
19 binlid April 23, 2010 at 22:17: Woman: Their bark is worse than their bite, as well.
20 Kevin Monk April 24, 2010 at 02:22: Nevermind caption competitions. Does she have a licence for that dog?
21 Ashtrayhead April 24, 2010 at 09:19: Dog:- That fat one just looked at my bottom.