This is pornography for the blind. Really!

… the one-eyed snake is king:

A pornographic magazine for the blind has been launched – complete with explicit text and raised pictures of naked men and women.

Among the 17 raised images include a naked woman in a ‘disco pose’, a woman with ‘perfect breasts’ and a ‘male love robot’.

Apparently, the rather disturbing image above is the “male love robot”.

However, I’m not sure what my reaction would be if I was reading a racy novel and it was illustrated with a picture of Jason Voorhees in jockstrap. Terminal decline, probably.

Also, a number of Braille stories and a measly 17 raised images seems like a rather disappointing haul for £150, especially when a tenner will get you a copy of the audiobook “In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon“.

Allegedly.

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Henry North London April 15, 2010 at 07:56

Im leaving the Libertarians. God be with you. the one thing I cannot deal with is being muzzled . You have to accept each person as they are and thats as far as it goes.

Tell the party that you are the reason that I have given up and taken me and my photography skills, and my brilliant reasoning mind somewhere where I might be appreciated.

Tell him that you have both cut your nose off to spite your face

Tell him that if I become an MP this session I will help the party but that is dependent on much warmer relations

My mother died in January She was ill in September. I was having a bit of a break

She has left me enough money for me to do anything with my life She has been the best mother on the planet.

I hope you sort out your problems and wish you the best in your life but I will not tolerate you or OHor Guthrum giving me grief for anything anymore. Im not accepting it anymore.

Take it away with you and do it where it bothers neither of us.
As far as Im concerned you deserve each other.
Why am I not sending you a private email Because I cant be bothered
Youve censored me for so long you can have it on your blog for the whole world to see that you are nothing of the sort of libertarian that I believe in.

My sincerest regards

Henry North

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Uncle Marvo April 15, 2010 at 09:19

Bejasus.

That’s the male love robot? Where’s his “thing”? Why has he got moobs? Does his dong pop out when you pull down on his ears? What’s wrong with heating up half an orange like we did in the old days? Does Henry need some help?

So many questions.

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Old Slaughter April 15, 2010 at 09:56

Lend us 20 quid Henry.

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Henry North London April 15, 2010 at 10:17

I dont lend or borrow money

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Anna Raccoon April 15, 2010 at 10:19

HenryNorthLondon/Rohen Kapur/Ron Broxted/Cassandra Miller et al,
I think you are on the wrong blog Rohen. You have never been censored on this blog.
You have been told never to set foot on it again owing to your appalling behaviour when you stayed in my home last year.
When you invite someone to your home you do not expect them to get up in the middle of the night, whilst their host is sleeping, access their private computer, and spend the early hours of the morning sending and receiving pornographic and illegal homosexual material that results in the computer owner – myself – being blacklisted for offences against the Telecommunication Act.
That is just a small sample of your behaviour that night – if believing that is acceptable is an example of your ‘brilliant reasoning mind’ then I sincerely hope that there is never any chance of you becoming an MP.
One of the reasons why I campaign against this ‘rotten parliament’ is that we currently have a House full of MPs who believe that they can behave as they wish, take advantage of the goodwill of their constituents, and that the voters must calmly accept whatever bad behaviour they wish to exhibit – the last thing the country needs is more MPs who believe that it is their God given right to take liberties.
I believe you have a court case upcoming on the 13th May – if you wish to have your problems out in the open ‘for the whole world to see’ as you say, would you like me to make a statement to the GMC? I am quite willing to; I had not done so because I thought that you would prefer the full extent to which you have been a disgrace to your profession and your family to remain private.
In the meantime, physician, heal thyself. You need help.
Anna

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Henry North London April 15, 2010 at 10:20

@marvo What kind of help? I need no help Im perfectly able to do anything I want to do within reason.

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Henry North London April 15, 2010 at 10:23

I am not Ron Broxted I dont know who that is. Nor do I want to know and I can see that you have tarred me with a brush for someone elses mistakes

Without ever even asking me

Shame on you I have enough on you too Dont worry We are even I can send your address and make it public to the British public Censorship or no

You wont be able to stay where you are then So dont threaten me sister.

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Henry North London April 15, 2010 at 10:27

I stayed away from this blog on purpose because I respected your wishes but thus far and no further. Go directly to your destination. Wherever that may be.

You can not censor me I have basically not been on the internet and I do not know who this Ron Broxted is.

You have just libelled me I have three years to put in a writ at the high court

Bugger off

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Old Slaughter April 15, 2010 at 11:01

Ok, I will forgo paying it back if you prefer.

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miss mink April 15, 2010 at 11:32

??????? !

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Because We’re Young April 15, 2010 at 13:35

Henry you forgot to write “off-topic”, or perhaps “O/T”, so now everyone is confused. What does that have to do with Braille porn, we pondered. Old Slaughter thought perhaps you were looking to get into money-lending. Miss Mink doesn’t know what to think (poet, know it etc).

Now you bugger off and stop cluttering the blog up with your nonsense.

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Pericles April 15, 2010 at 14:29

I endorse what Miss Mink said.

I think the author has wrongly identified the picture ;  perhaps he should give up feeling the pictures and use his white stick (if you’ll pardon the expression).

ΠΞ

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Anonymous April 15, 2010 at 18:48

O/T
See you in Court

I have the ten signatures in fact 11 to stand as a candidate

Your high court writ will be issued in July and I will see you in court

Dr Kapur