Skinny Water.
The wonders of capitalism in these recessionary days.
Simply Direct, a beverage distributor in Ireland, will shortly start distributing a new product to around 4,000 retail outlets in Ireland and England.
The product is ‘Skinny Water‘ the drink you can take between meals. It has ‘0′ Calories, ‘0′ Sugar, and this apparently adds up to ‘0′ Guilt…..
Coming shortly, ‘Olo’, just the hole, no mint, the treat you can snack on to your hearts content.
Millions of Haitians can’t be wrong, eh folks?
Ed: To add – Bernard Food Industries got there before you, 1964 in fact!
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January 29, 2010 at 16:45 -
That must be the drink of choice at Chilcot, N”o” content.
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January 29, 2010 at 18:20 -
It looked like Blair was on one of those dangerous ‘pep’ drinks that make you all agitated and shaky. On the other hand … pink cheeks, constricted throat, shaky hands, repetitious intonement of a single phrase (“I think this is a very important point”) …. classic signs of Delusions of Candour.
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January 29, 2010 at 18:22 -
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January 29, 2010 at 18:30 -
Nuffink but the truth as I see it, Mme Raccoon!
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January 29, 2010 at 18:40 -
Illusions of candour.
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January 29, 2010 at 18:55 -
Infusion of rancour.
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January 29, 2010 at 19:07 -
Illustration of nature.
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January 29, 2010 at 19:20 -
Subterfuge(i-on) of Legislature.
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