It takes one to know one…
Right, lets take this very, very, slowly.
The gentleman sandwiched in the middle of these two ladies, as he has been for some time, is David Curry MP.
The one on the left is his mistress Cherry Edwards, the one on the right is his wife, Anne Curry.
If the whips didn’t know about this, they want firing, I assume they did know.
So how did David Curry MP come to be seen as a suitable person to Chair the Parliamentary Standards and Privileges Committee? Did no-one speak up and say…mmmn, maybe not?
Obviously they didn’t. For Chair the Committee he did. Until tonight.
Tonight he has had to step down after it was discovered – no, not the affair, that sort of thing only matters to ‘them lot’ out in the Fens; no, tonight he has had to step down because it has been discovered that when the one on the right took him back from the one on the left she demanded that he no longer stay the night in the love nest he set up with the one on the left.
Still with me?
But being a clever little MP, when he went back to wifey, he designated the love nest as his second home, and promptly set about claiming £20,078 of our money to pay for it.
This might have been within the ‘ethics’ of the Green Book, except for the fact that wifey had banned him from setting foot in it, so he had to stay at the local Travel Lodge, leaving us to pay for an empty love nest.
This hasn’t stopped him from claiming for a new damp course in the cottage, nor renovating it at our expense, nor having the garden done professionally, nor even cleaning it regularly at our expense.
And this was the man sitting in judgement on the behaviour of other MPs.
I do wonder which of these lovelies tipped off The Daily Telegraph.
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November 20, 2009 at 00:52 -
Err…let me think…the one on the left? Surely not! LOL.
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November 20, 2009 at 08:41 -
Hell, surely, hath no fury for two women scorned!
Next round will be tales from the bedroom. Stand by for revelations of the Curry seduction techniques. How to keep two women happy.
His book will be a best seller. ‘ A pint, a Curry and a bunk up’
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November 20, 2009 at 10:34 -
Is that what’s meant by not “currying favour”? The bigger question, seeing only the photo and without knowing anything about his personality, is why either of the women are passionate about him.
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November 20, 2009 at 11:21 -
What will puzzle us all even more in the near future, however, is why this beacon of morality will not go to jail for charging his second Curry House to the taxpayer.
He has quite clearly falsified a tax invoice. That’s five years at Her Majesty’s displeasure…if you’re lucky.
I think this will turn into a hot topic with further spicey revelations. The missus must’ve been hopping madras, and by the time it’s all over, this MP will want to bury annie. He should be given a poppadomming down and a jolly good tikka off.
And the next curry joke please, I thangyooo
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November 20, 2009 at 11:36 -
He really does have a bloody cheek or is suffering from a spectacular case of naivety if he thinks his job title is appropriate.
Moron.
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November 20, 2009 at 11:41 -
There must have been some interesting Pilau talk going on, mustn’t there? And a Patia on the back to john ward for some ring-stinging puns so early in the morning!
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November 20, 2009 at 11:43 -
And Dhansak the lot of them, I say!
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November 20, 2009 at 14:32 -
O.k well the one on the left is a headteacher of a CHURCH OF ENGLAND PRIMARY SCHOOL. She has EVERYTHING to lose and the affair seems to be long over. My money is on the wife. Has he reverted to type possibly?
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November 20, 2009 at 15:19 -
What got me was the comment “Damn the bloody taxpayer”, which probably sums up Curry’s sentiments!
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November 20, 2009 at 15:22 -
I give you my cast iron guarantee that it wasn’t me.
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November 20, 2009 at 22:11 -
Is any one of the 646 “100% untainted by the Expenses Scandal”?
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November 20, 2009 at 22:42 -
I quite fancy his wife
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November 21, 2009 at 15:16 -
Scrryless behaviour!
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November 21, 2009 at 15:17 -
Sorry…I gave the non-u version
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November 21, 2009 at 16:55 -
I don’t mind if u don’t, bob.
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November 25, 2009 at 14:56 -
OOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGG! this is my old primary school headteachear miss edwards! i cant believe this she was such a niice lady too. that shows you can never tell when someones is going to become a home wrecker!!! i still cnt believe this x
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