God Speed Ye Legal Gentlemen…
God speed ye Legal gentlemen, let nothing you delay,
In ending piglet’s troughing ways,
And save us all from Nu-Labour’s power when they had gone astray.
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy.
In Parliament, in London, this venal crime was born,
And laid upon the electorate with nowt but troughing scorn,
An end to which you’ve given us upon this blessèd morn.
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy.
From CPS, a legal knight, into our vision came,
And unto late night surfers brought tidings of the same,
That Starmer was a’minded to bring charges in our name.
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy.
“Fear not, then, said Keir Starmer, “let nothing you afright
This day is planned a Charge with unalloyed delight,
To free all those who trust in Me from Nu-Labour’s power and might.”
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy.
The voters at those tidings rejoicèd much in mind,
And left their loved ones in tempest, storm and wind,
And went to Int’net straightaway, this blessèd charge to find.
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy.
But when to Internet they came, where our dear Guido lay,
They found him fast asleep, t’was the Margaux they did say,
And onwards unto Old Holborn did they pray.
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy.
Now to Old Holborn praise all you within this place,
And with true love and brothehood each other now embrace;
This joyous tidings of Charges that our peers must face.
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy.
God bless Keir Starmer of CPS, and send him long to reign,
And many a merry Charge may he bring again;
Among the Peers and MPs that trough both near and far –
O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy.
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November 19, 2009 at 11:37 am -
Very good, Anna. But my heart for one isn’t filled with comfort and joy at the chances of seeing anything more than a few token piggy-heads rolling. Westminster is riddled with parasitism. Brussels and Strassbourg likewise. Have been for very many years. Nothing short of a mass cull will cure the problem. No legal mechanism for same currently exists.
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November 19, 2009 at 11:41 am -
*applause*
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November 19, 2009 at 11:46 am -
Nice one! *claps*
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November 19, 2009 at 12:35 pm -
Three cheers!
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November 19, 2009 at 2:01 pm -
Who’s going to tackle MEPs then? These people are bankrupting Britain and The EU. I’m up for a fight.
PS.
Even the Queen,
Didn’t mention,
My pension.This is my contribution to Haiku.
I might become a Republican.
PPS. Good pome, Anna.
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