Gordon’s Puppet Master.
How to get a head in the BBC: Part 1
Paul Smith spent the best part of two years in the Broom Cupboard, with his hand inserted in Gordon’s anal cavity, wriggling his fingers until Gordon appeared to speak intelligently.
He has been rewarded with £100,000 a year and a job as head of the BBCs compliance department.
It has not been revealed who has the unsavory job of animating Gordon these days. Perhaps someone gave him a clockwork hamster for Christmas.
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November 18, 2009 at 4:50 pm -
This one is all over the place. I never knew the chap was so popular. Is it the way he tell’s them?
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November 18, 2009 at 5:38 pm -
Hurrah! At last a ‘man in charge’ who one can at least expect to have washed his hands and cleaned his nails very, very carefully indeed.
Let’s hope he makes sure that hospital-based BBC drAaaaaargh!mas such as Holby City and Casualty include plenty of shots of medical personnel scrubbing their talented, miracle-working fingers thoroughly with carbolic soap before and after lancing a boil on someone’s bum.
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November 18, 2009 at 8:22 pm -
Gloria
can see it now, 3-4 episodes a week of hand washing and drying – perfect viewing for a winter’s evening – a return to silent pictures no less!!
I like Gordon the Gopher, indeed bought one for my young son all those years ago. Is it therefore a statutory requirement now for candidates to have their hand up someone’s bum?? Anna?? Can you help??
By the way, what’s Paul Smith complying with – government orders??
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November 19, 2009 at 11:34 am -
It’s a Puppet!!!
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November 19, 2009 at 10:49 pm -
GORDON BROWN ATE MY HAMSTER
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