Dib, dib, dib, don’t do that…
Current advice from the 29th Cambridge Scout Troop –
There is an element of coming-of-age about getting your first penknife; a mastery of your own environment with a tool that is too dangerous to be trusted on mere children. Knives are truly life savers when in extreme situations and using one can be very satisfying when not; knowing how to use one is something everyone should be prepared to learn, scouts in particular.
Diktat just reported by the Press Association –
(UKPA) – 5 hours ago
Scouts may find themselves not so well-prepared after being all but banned from carrying penknives.
The crackdown on knife culture has prompted the movement’s leaders to bar Scouts from having penknives except in “specific” circumstances.
Advice published in Scouting magazine said confusion over the legality of carrying a knife in public meant a change of rules was necessary.
Dave Budd, who runs courses for Scouts on the safe use of blades, said: “Scouts often have the need for a good knife, and in the early days every Scout was actively encouraged to put a knife on their belt.
“Sadly, there is now confusion about when a Scout is allowed to carry a knife.”
He added: “The series of high-profile fatal stabbings highlighted a growing knife culture in the UK. I think it is safest to assume that knives of any sort should not be carried by anybody to a Scout meeting or camp, unless there is likely to be a specific need for one.
“In that case, they should be kept by the Scout leaders and handed out as required.”
The law currently permits anyone to carry fold-up knives with blades that are shorter than three inches. They can also be bought by people under 18, but it is illegal to sell other sorts of knives to anyone aged 17 and under.
No doubt the lanyard is to be kept in a cupboard too, in case anyone tries auto-erotic asphyxiation; the ‘camping’ tent is locked away – could be homeoerotic; I doubt if the bible has been seen in years, can the woggle survive? Watch this space.
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September 7, 2009 at 5:46 pm -
God help us.
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September 7, 2009 at 6:04 pm -
I’ve just heard that sticky-paper is to be banned from Pre-School classes for fear of nasty paper-cuts on tiny tongues. About time too.
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September 7, 2009 at 6:32 pm -
Quite right; Toffee Apples have a dangerous stick right through the middle. And you can’t cook sausages without an awful lot of dangerously spitting hot fat – statistics for Boy Scouts suffering from fat-spatter burns to their knees will plummet. Which is nice.
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September 7, 2009 at 7:21 pm -
Oh Dear. And I had such fun taking the little horrors camping when I was young.
How are you supposed to tie them to a tree and dance around them it there aren’t any lanyards?
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September 7, 2009 at 7:39 pm -
Surely a woggle can be used in combination with a polythene sandwich bag to fashion a makeshift contraceptive, or am I being over cautious?
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September 7, 2009 at 7:41 pm -
we are all criminals now
we must be naked at all times so that the authorities can see we have nothing to hide , although there are some who may want to take things further…. tralala…….we are all accountable all the time …..only the authorities are absolved of any crime or misdemeanour….
get rid of ‘em
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September 7, 2009 at 9:07 pm -
“bloke with nadgers” …… IIRC, woggles were relatively “small-bore”, so only suitable for the less-well-endowed!
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September 7, 2009 at 9:56 pm -
Oh right! So if only the less well endowded splatter rugrats left, right and centre the scout movement is in the clear is it?
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September 7, 2009 at 10:21 pm -
Slightly wrong about the law Anna. If the folding knife can lock open (i.e. it’s a lock knife) then you can’t carry it regardless of blade length because it’s classed as a fixed-blade knife.
Wonderful country this one of ours.
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September 8, 2009 at 4:00 am -
I have to go along with bloke with nadgers here, even if the average woggle is “narrow gauge” it’s not going to stop most scouts from chancing their arm given circumstances of even a vaguely optimistic complexion.
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September 8, 2009 at 1:00 pm -
“Sadly, there is now confusion about when a Scout is allowed to carry a knife.”
no there isn’t. a Scout penknife, AKA swiss army knife, is legal to carry because (as you say) it has a small, non-locking blade. it’s clearly a pocket tool, and not a weapon. hell’s bells, they even make a “Duke of Edinburgh” safety version, in case the Scouts suddenly decide to have knife-fights on the summit of Ben Nevis.
http://www.simplyhike.co.uk/products/Victorinox/DukeOfEdinburghPocketTool.aspx
when i was in the cub scouts we had sheath knives, by William Rogers of Sheffield, on our belts at camp. nowadays knives seem to look like props from “Starship Troopers” and you can’t wear them anyway. a handful of inner-city blacks or Glasgow Neds have a deadly scrap or two, so the scouts are treated like criminals by their own organisation. knives are bad, Scouts! the organisation, designed to promote self-reliance, doesn’t trust it’s own members. what a festering dump this country has become. even the Scouts are infected . Pah! -
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September 9, 2009 at 10:08 am -
Richard, that rounded-end blade will come in handy for Scouts scraping out their hash and opium pipes, after dulling themselves to knowledge of the tremendous risks they face.
And you thought it was a safety feature!
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