She claims that her innovative Tectonic exercise regime – based on controlling and strengthening the perineal muscles – will have improved the presidential sex life somewhat, too. Because we’re a bit sqeamish about all this kind of thing in Britain, the most you might find are references on certain websites to the fact that the perineum contains an unusually high concentration of nerve-endings, and is therefore classed (in the Kinsey Report) as a male erogenous zone. The French understand the value of this particular body part, and 60% of the cost of specialist perineal re-education sessions are met by the state.
Unfortunately, France 24 have just announced:
French President Nicolas Sarkozy was taken ill while exercising today, his office said in a statement.
“He was immediately seen to by his doctor. He is currently undergoing extra examinations in hospital,” the statement said. “Other information will be communicated later.”
Looks like Nicholas has been overdoing the buttock clenching…….