The one eyed trouser snake’s true purpose exposed.
A six foot tall long one eyed snake, with the ability to penetrate difficult enemy targets such as democratic institutions like parliament tunnels by an open back entrance has been revealed.
Controlled by an operative with a laptop, and clad in camouflage trousers, the snake exhibits an impressive ability to become rigid and erect itself as required in order to gain access to otherwise impenetrable areas.
According to AP, the snake is also potentially able to explode on reaching a suitable target, after which it isn’t good for much any more. (That’s a relief then!)
Known by the code name – “The right honourable the Baron Mandelson of Foy in the county of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the county of Durham, First Secretary of State and and Lord President of the Privy Council and Secretary of State for Business and Secretary of State for Innovation and Skills.
H/T The Register.
Just for Ivan – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0N4AWlMAQ
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June 13, 2009 at 9:05 am -
The Right Honourable the Baron Mandelson of Foisted upon us in the County of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the County of Durham, First Secretary of Look at the State of the Muck in here and Lord President of the Privy(insert your own line here) Council and Secretary of State for None of your Business and Secretary of State for Innovation and Skills and Shutting that Door.
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June 13, 2009 at 10:51 am -
Shouldn’t the code name be ‘Mandelson – the Snake In Nobility’ (M-SIN)?
When I read about it in the Register my first thought was how useful they would be for Guido – they could slip into parliament unnoticed with all the other snakes there. With enough of them we could have a nice large explosion to blow the rot away.
Thanks for the direct link – it also saves bandwidth
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June 13, 2009 at 10:54 am -
At least he isn’t, so far as I know, unaccountably active first thing in the morning.
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June 13, 2009 at 1:27 pm -
What the hell has Hartlepool ever done to deserve Mandy? First they elect a monkey as mayor then this? (I do hope the snake does not eat the monkey or Hartlepool will be in crisis!)
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