A Petition to Dissolve Parliament
David Cameron has this afternoon launched a petition to dissolve parliament and call a general election.
This may be the first and only time you venture onto the Conservative Party Web site – but whatever your politics, I urge you to click on this link and sign this petition.
We, the undersigned, believe that the best way to sort out the problems facing Britain and to restore trust in our political system is for a dissolution of Parliament and a general election so that people can pass their verdict on MPs’ behaviour at the ballot box.
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May 18, 2009 at 9:42 pm -
kazoo, yoo twit, yoo woo …
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May 18, 2009 at 9:55 pm -
This is so typical of the Tories.
Now if they had put the petion on “BustyFrenchMaids.com”…….
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May 18, 2009 at 9:59 pm -
May 18, 2009 at 10:12 pm -
Exactly, elections is what “BustyFrenchMaids.com” is all about.
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May 18, 2009 at 10:16 pm -
Now you were the king of the swingers,
the political VIP.
You spent the lot,
but you just won’t stop
and thats whats bothering me.
Be a man, mancub
stroll right into town
and live on your wage
like other men
and stop monkeying aroundOh oobee do, i wanna get rid of you woo woo
i wanna stage a coup, see the back of you
you’ll see its true woo woo, someone like me can kick out
someone like you ! -
May 18, 2009 at 10:24 pm -
When’s that spel chkr coming Ms Raccoon?
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May 18, 2009 at 10:41 pm -
Thanks for that Miss Mink! I can’t stop humming the tune now. I am frightening my cats.
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May 19, 2009 at 12:18 am -
miss mink! I will sing your lovely song at every opportunity I get! Village Bingo, Year 9 Parents’ Evening, 30-yard Egg-and-Spoon-Race; even when I am tempted to claw the eyes out of the thin woman in a track-suit who grabs the last 4-pack of ‘Perfec-Mom’ Totally-Great, Ain’t I?’ makeover pack out from under my wizzened clutches, I will trill in my reedy falsetto your lovely and uplifting melody… Thank goodness there are people such as you who feel a melody and work with it until it becomes a paean for today’s youth, an irresistible chant to whose beat we all march, and can feel proud singing ;
“Oh oobee do, i wanna get rid of you woo woo
i wanna stage a coup, see the back of you
you’ll see its true woo woo, someone like me can kick out
someone like you !”Let me know when and where and I’ll be there, my kazoo(kagoo) readily at hand in the peg-pocket of my tabard-top and once I put kazoo to lip, have no fear, our revolutionary message will reach ears so sensitive in a way they have never been made to listen before and, who knows, today the partially deaf, tomorrow the world.
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May 19, 2009 at 1:15 am -
Signed.
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May 19, 2009 at 11:22 am -
Mr. Cameron I will sign yours will you sign mine . Fall on your Sword Mr, Duncan.
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