A HACKER attack on the health records of Gordon Brown and Alex Salmond has sparked a huge security alert.

Confidential computer files on the Prime Minister and Holyrood’s First Minister were illegally targeted along with the records of scores of other high-profile Scots.

NHS Fife doctor Andrew Jamieson has been charged and appeared on petition at Dunfermline Sheriff Court.

The breach was discovered on a national database called the Emergency Care Summary system, which holds the details of 2.5million people in Scotland.

It contains personal data such as names, ages, addresses, current medication and any adverse reactions to prescribed medicines.

It was launched in 2006 with the promise that the system was protected using the “highest standards of security”. – Just as the ID card system will be!

Why hack the account? Dr Jamieson only had to look at the state of the economy to understand that the Prime Minister was seriously unwell.

Coco March 4, 2009 at 18:39

Janes …………….. Sometimes when my medication is low ………………. I start to cut my
own fringe! Is this OK to do? ………………. And there have been occasions when I
have pulled out my eye-lashes and eye-brows – but only when somebody like
Jacqui Smith appears on my telly. Do you think I should tell my GP about
this?

janes March 4, 2009 at 10:55

According to today’s Sun 20% of Brits are saving money by cutting their own
hair. Maybe GB is one of them and isn’t very good at it yet.

Coco March 4, 2009 at 00:21

I must say …………… Gordie looked rough after his overnight flight didn’t he.
I never saw Georgie Bush look like that after a long flight!

Methinks he should travel with a bit of Christian Dior’s beauty flash balm.
He looked absolutely knackered. That is not going to look good on CNN! …………………
Some old bloke with a hang-dog expression dragging himself off a plane looking
like he has all the problems of the World sitting on his shoulders. I know
he’s had his teeth done but where did he get all those jowels from? Tessa?

I am embarrassed when I see our Governors wandering about in foreign
countries!

Gordie! Get a bloody haircut!

Coco March 3, 2009 at 20:04

So we don’t know if Gordie has had bits from his brain then? I
automatically assumed that he had.

I thought all the current cabinet had some kind of surgey prior to taking
office.

If they haven’t – why does Milly Mongoose look and act like a retard
then?

Ch March 3, 2009 at 16:22

I thought Craig Castle is a kind of detox clinic …

Blink March 3, 2009 at 15:24

But have you got any results from their findings?

I hear that they found nothing – that there were no records of Gordon Brown
existing. Aerial phots revealed nothing but a rust coloured stain outside 10
Downing Street; there were no dental or physical x-rays; no fingerprints. A
spokesman close to NewStassi Leader Mandelson suggested that there was always
something etherial about our Mr Brown.

Anna Raccoon
March 3, 2009 at 15:28

One Internet rumour which has been doing the rounds for a long time now
is that the reason for Brown’s support of the McCann’s is somehow connected
with Castle Craig a private health care establishment just outside Glasgow,
where a McCann relative is a Director or something similar…..the innuendo
being that the McCann’s, second or third hand, know something about Brown’s
mental/physical health……

janes March 3, 2009 at 14:58

Hi Gloria. Interestingly, or not, I was desperate to say unge but
controlled myself from living in the past.

Hi Anna, I like the picture so sucks to everyone who doesn’t and thanks for
encouraging Matilda to face the right way.

Gloria Smudd
March 3, 2009 at 14:00

It was launched in 2006 with the promise that the system was protected
using the

Gloria Smudd
March 3, 2009 at 13:24

That’s beautiful, Anna – much more fitting! But I wasn’t really nit-picking
– I just saw janes had been in and I wanted to say … unge!

Gloria Smudd
March 3, 2009 at 12:46

Not a nice piccy. Not up to Ms Raccoon’s normal elegant standard.
Definitely unger what we have come to expect.

Anna Raccoon
March 3, 2009 at 13:11

Grrrrr!

Anna Raccoon
March 3, 2009 at 13:15

I am but your slave………

janes March 3, 2009 at 11:54

Perhaps the picture is a graphic illustration of the ease with which
hackers hacked ‘state of the art ‘ government controlled websites containing
sensitive information.

Zak March 3, 2009 at 10:20

How old if that picture? When was the last time you saw someone using a
floppy disk?

Karen March 3, 2009 at 01:55

We may as well all live as if we’re Jade Goody and assume that absolutely
everyone knows absolutely everything about us from the cradle to the
grave.

Coco March 3, 2009 at 00:46

Here we go again! ……. Is this the point where we have to say ……….. ”Is this
bloody Government in charge of the monkeys that work for them?”

Please let us have a return to filing cabinets and paperwork. At least we
know where our personal details are.

Computers will be the death of humankind! They are dangerous! – Look at me
for instance! …………. Even I have access to one! It should not be allowed!
Computers will be our downfall! And Gordie Bruney’s Government will be brought
down because of the magnitude of their discrepancies ……………… and because of the
computer and its encumbent powers.

Saul March 3, 2009 at 00:14

Is that Jim Hacker at work?

We can always play Tic Tac Toe, to avoid Global Thermo Nuclear War.