The stress buster…..
One of the Vendors at this week’s New York Toy Fair is offering the “Smash-Me Bernie,” a Madoff look alike doll that wears a devil-red suit and carries a pitchfork.
It comes with its own hammer – so you can pulverise it.
Brilliant idea, they have a ready made market in the UK for a ‘Gordon in his nappy’ doll, the ‘push me-pull me’ Peter Mandelson model, and the deflatable ‘five-bellies’ Jacqui Smith.
Something more satisfying than a hammer though. A nuclear bomb if you could, please.
February 19, 2009 at 08:33
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Mandy sips a “Double-dosh-reinstated-mock-modest-Lordy-lite” liberally
sprinkled with expletives…
- February 19, 2009 at 04:44
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Mandy is the new poster boy for Starbucks.
- February 18, 2009 at 23:45
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The Jacqui Smith Dolly with five bellies is now available online with two
substantial-looking properties so that Jacqui always feel at home.
If you buy a Jacqui Dolly, you will get all her favourite outfits for free
– and your own personalised ID card with a certificate bearing a solemn
promise that your ID will never be misused to find out if you are a home-owner
or HIV positive.
So buy your Jacqui Dolly today!
- February 18, 2009 at 00:10
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I like the idea of the Jacqi Dolly with extra bellies!!!
However, the Peter/Mandy Doll has left me with a rather shocking image of
him being spit-roasted ……… and screaming his bollocks off as he gazes out
across a harbour full of gleaming white yachts full of oligarchs.
I can distinctly hear his cries of ‘Push me! Pull me!’
Funny how one’s minds conjures up these images from goodness knows where
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Don’t get me started on the nasty images I have of Gordie and Sarah
Dollies! ……….. But basically they are joined at the hip and drool over the
general public’s sexy texts and emails as they lie in bed with other Media
Monitors ……….. I will say no more ……….. ugggghhhhhh!
- February 17, 2009 at 20:50
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Is there a Lordy doll? I want a Lordy Dolly that flings open its robes and
says, ‘Ere! Dya wanna buy a watch?’
- February 17, 2009 at 20:14
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Those who Do little , also serve. Speaking Dodo could be an advantage with
this Government.
- February 17, 2009 at 19:23
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“Push me – pull me”
Is that some kind of Morroccan in joke?
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February 17, 2009 at 19:54
- February 17, 2009 at 17:58
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Even better is the suggestion in your previous post about the new law
they’ve passed that means you can pay
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February 17, 2009 at 18:53
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