Metodo3 the infamous Spanish detective agency involved in searching for Madeleine McCann was today accused by the Spanish Attorney General’s Office of squirreling other people’s nuts away for a rainy day.

The ‘crack’ detective team – and who can forget that one of their director’s stands accused of importing crack cocaine stuffed in frozen prawns, continues to amuse us with its antics.

According to the Attorney General’s Office note, the Catalan government, in recent years, have ordered and paid for a significant number of reports that seem irrelevant, citing, for example, a “survey into the socio-economy of a hazelnut farm” ordered from the detective agency for the modest (???)sum of 30,000  euros. The resulting survey, according to El Confidencial was copied word for word from the Internet………! Wherever could they have got the idea for this ‘dodgy dossier’ from.

Metodo 3 has already been linked to other scandals connected to the political and the financial world, and, recently, their work in investigating the disappearance of Madeleine McCann, where one of the senior employees, Antonio Jimenez, was accused of having driven several British journalists to meet previously paid witnesses, who had allegedly seen Madeleine in Morocco. Jiminez was subsequently arrested for theft and cocaine trafficking.

The Attorney General’s Office say the total amounts involved in the misappropriation of funds and money laundering could be ‘colossal’.

Wire tapping, suitcases full of ‘cuddle-cats’ as they drive British journalists to meet paid informers, cocaine stuffed prawns, a Spanish debt collecting agency with no previous record of finding lost children, and now plain ‘nuts’ – how on earth did the McCann’s end up paying the hard earned pennies of widows and school children into the coffers of this agency……it was Edward Smethhurst legal co-ordinator of Brian Kennedy’s many companies, past and present, who recommended them was it not? Or perhaps Clarence Mitchell, ex-senior employee of the media monitoring unit belonging to our own ‘dodgy dossier’ government?

Surely not sheer chance?

Source: SOS Maddie

Elvera February 3, 2009 at 14:10

Hope this works
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00h6xlk

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 14:12

Thanks Elvera, very kind of you.

janes February 3, 2009 at 13:15

Bejazus, I go to bed early for the first time in ten years and look what
happens.
I feel I ought to point out that Anna Raccoon is not who you
think. Anna Raccoon is in fact a very gifted primate.
‘Why have I not heard
of this phenomenon?’ I hear you cry. The answer is obvious: if everyone knew
such a marvel existed everyone would want to possess it, or one like
it.
Anna Raccoon must therefore remain unique.

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 13:20

Indeed Madam, indeed!

A gatecrasher in search of a different party I fear, fun for a while, but
then mind-bendingly boring!

Actually, having looked at the blog of the lady in question, I am mighty
flattered that he thought he recognized the writing style – you would
approve, not a mis-placed apostrophe in sight!

Elvera February 3, 2009 at 12:48

Just listened to a very interesting prog. on radio 4 about what the ‘dog’s
nose knows’……no question that those dawgies sure knows whats what!

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 12:50

Have you got a link to the programme Elvera? I can get a reply if you
have.

Ch February 3, 2009 at 01:12

There’s also a Jill Havern on http://gerrymccan-abuseofpower-humanrights.blogspot.com/

And now I’m really gone
:-*

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 01:04

thanks for calling me gifted. you’ve known it all along

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 01:11

Night all!

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 01:04

Oh it definitely is here “babe”

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 01:03

Yeah night Jill and see y0u around in a few hours since you never sleep

Ch February 3, 2009 at 01:01

Scabies 02.03.09 at 12:58 am
LOL you are now pretending that the person
you were claiming I was is not who you were clasiming I was. Keep it coming
sweetcheeks
***
Call me “Chatta” and then I’ll know for sure
Bye

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 01:00

How else would Coco The Clown take y0u back?

Ch February 3, 2009 at 01:00

PS have you noticed that Scabies makes one very distinct spelling
mistake?
He write “you” not with “o” [letter], but with “0″ [digit] like
“y0u”

Jaja

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:58

LOL you are now pretending that the person you were claiming I was is not
who you were clasiming I was. Keep it coming sweetcheeks

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 01:03

Obviously not Scabby, the person we were thinking of was a highly
intelligent and gifted writer, a bit given to hyperbole, and losing his rag,
but you are definitely not him because he knows perfectly well who each and
everyone of us is!

But then again ….’sweetcheeks’…rings a bell……I’m not sure. Don’t think
so, anyway, nighty night, hope you find whatever you’re looking for, it
ain’t here babe!

Ch February 3, 2009 at 00:57

Could have sworn it was an old 3-letter “friend” from another site. Though,
he was a bit sloppy on capitals and punctuation …

I call it a night and bid you et all a good one

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:56

Loir loir pants on foir
and it will be all round the internet before y0u
can misspell anything else

Ch February 3, 2009 at 00:52

Chips, it wasn’t Garth or any of his alter-egos at all?
BTW there’s been
a couple of threads in A3′s re Jill Havern …

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 00:54

Thanks Chatelaine, I’ll nip over and take a look in a minute.

Nah, just some gatecrasher got the wrong address for the party!

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:46

Love the way you’re deliberately mis-spelling the names to make it look
like you’ve heard them for the first time.

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:44

Your writing style has given it all away. if i’ve given you (singular) a
laugh i’ll be very surprised.

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:40

So you can claim to know who I am yet deny the existence of yourself. you
are sick

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 00:42

I’m not denying my existence, you goon, of course I exist, there I’ll
pinch myself to make sure – yup, definitely exist…….but neither your Jill
nor an Anna in real life, so sorry but you’ve wasted your evening, still you
gave us all a good laugh, so thank-you.

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 00:45

I’ve just been told that your Jill Haven has her own blog, so if you
tap her name into Google you’ll be able to go and talk to her in
person.

Night, night.

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:35

you are fooling nobody Jill. I’ve saved all this and will be letting people
know

Coco
February 3, 2009 at 00:35

Anna! No Guv’ honestly! I have only ever posted in my Coco name ……… I have
only ever posted on four sites in my life …………. And you know all of them …………
Apart from when I used to try and get something on the Red tops ………….. but
they barred me …………

I didn’t say anything libellous ……….. they just barred me for telling the
truth.

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:34

I know exactly who you are because we are even older friends. Jill Havern
and Anna Willson. one equals the other

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 00:36

And who is Anna Wilson?

Dearie me, you are in a pickle, wrong blog I think Pal…….!!!!

Coco
February 3, 2009 at 00:32

Not only do I not have a clue who the woman mentioned is ……… I don’t know
who JK is either. I have heard of a Jay Kay and a J K Rowling but all I could
find on Google was lady who has a pic of herself who has a blog ………….. Beyond
that ………… I think we keep Scabies posts up ………. and let the real Jill Havern
see it one day.

She will be hopping mad that somebody as horrid as me could possibly
mistaken for her. She looks really sweet! And I …….. am not!

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 00:33

Coco, if you’ve found a blog for her, send her a link!

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:31

but that’s OK. Do get help though

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:30

OK Jill, you are sicker than originally thought. Anna Willson whatever.
Coco. We know the truth

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 00:32

Scabby – a word to the wise old son, you are making an arch prat of
yourself right now – we all know exactly who each other is, we are old
friends, haven’t you got that yet?

Time for your bath and a mug of cocoa I think.

Don’t want to make a complete fool of yourself do you?

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:28

now that is the most hilarious thing you’ve come out with yet. Took a few
minutes for youm to thin k of what to say. Coco knows all about JKHavern but
since you are coco that means you do too

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 00:29

Coco? Summit you not telling me?

Coco
February 3, 2009 at 00:28

Oh Chatelaine …………… I see you as a young girl like Anna and myself ……… Just
frolicking and dancing amongst the poppies with doggies! ………. So some days
………you are a Mlle!

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:22

jill havern

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 00:26

Who is Jill Havern?

Ch February 3, 2009 at 00:19

Scabies 02.03.09 at 12:16 am
[…]AW. […]
****
Something
missing?

Ch February 3, 2009 at 00:18

Mme Ch

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:16

whatever you say Anna, whatever you say. Sad lonely Anna. AW. Shame

Coco
February 3, 2009 at 00:15

Have you heard the one about two dogs called Eddie and Keela?

Coco
February 3, 2009 at 00:14

Anna Raccoon 02.03.09 at 12:09 am [edit]
Quite Coco, we didn

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:13

there is only one name

Ch February 3, 2009 at 00:13

OK
I had been planning to have an early night.
Silken sheets and
such.
So can we have names now then indeed please

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:11

mention names son because i will son

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 00:19

mention names son because i will son

************************************

Oh dear, he’s gone into threatening mode, it used to be so embarrassing
when he did that.

Nurse!

Coco
February 3, 2009 at 00:11

Chatealine …………. It was the site where I met you for the first time that
Scabies is on about ……………. I think he misses my abusive towards him ……… Some
men are like that …………. Treat ‘em mean and keep ‘em keen is my motto!

Ch February 3, 2009 at 00:10

Scabies 02.03.09 at 12:08 am

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:10

mention names coc the clown

Coco
February 3, 2009 at 00:08

Errrrr ……… Without mentioning any names ……… Is this defo one of the Weirdy
Men off a site that I used to enjoy going on? Or is it just somebody that I
have worked with or slept with trying to wind me up?

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 00:10

Slept with? You tasteless…..No, you couldn’t have done, surely not,
NO!!!!!!!

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:08

“Coco, ask Anna to give you my email address”

She doesnt need to ask. Coco IS anna

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 00:11

Scabby, how could you?
Coco is inimitable and irreplaceable – as
others have found!

Ch February 3, 2009 at 00:06

I cannot and won’t keep track of “all” sites, Anna.
I thought she
referred to an incident on the “dark site” [bless their cotton socks, it’s
very interesting there!], where someone complained that his addy had been
given to a journalist.

I came late in life in fora too and wouldn’t want to miss it anymore
[though it’s sometimes taking a bit too much time from the “real” life, but
then again reading books does too
]

Coco
February 3, 2009 at 00:06

Erm Anna ……. errrrr ……. erm ………. yer know ………. I errrrr ……… think we have
errrrr ……… more clout that we thought! Here we are two young girls out for a
frolic ………. engaging with lovely people ………… and then we get somebody
blustering about thinking he can wreak havoc in our play-ground.

I hope it’s not Gordie Bruney!

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 00:09

Quite Coco, we didn’t expect to ‘come of age’ after only 3 weeks did
we???????

Saul February 3, 2009 at 00:05

Cutlass Marks! X marks the spot! Tick Tock Mr Spee, pitiful is too kind a
word.

Coco
February 3, 2009 at 00:03

Scabies 02.02.09 at 11:55 pm [edit]
Did you get peeved with 3as just
when it was going so well. all quiet there now.

i care nothing of boosting your feeds yet you keep trying to taunt me with
it as if i should be having a botheration moment. i do not care. clear
enough?
********************************************************************

Tut tut! The minute Metodo 3 get a mention …………….. Mmmmmm!

‘Tis an ill wind that bloweth ………………. It bloweth around the gills of the
fish out of water ………………..

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:03

cocoannajill

Ch February 3, 2009 at 00:01

“i do not care. clear enough?”

Yes.

Scabies February 3, 2009 at 00:01

I’ve been trying to give you the true identity

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 00:03

I

Ch February 2, 2009 at 23:59

Coco, ask Anna to give you my email address. Would like to know about this.
Serious. I’ve read something too. You mean the poster being contacted by the
journalist?

Anna Raccoon
February 3, 2009 at 00:02

Will do Chatelaine, but I think Coco was talking about a post on another
site which said other posters could harvest e-mail addresses and it spooked
a lot of their remaining posters.
Bit of a silly thing for them to say in
my opinion, but what do I know – I’ve come to this web business late in
life, but what fun it is!

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 23:59

3As is ACE! It saved my sanity when I thought the World was being taken for
a ride by some fat controllers. All power to 3As. A terrific bunch of
Stalwarts. OBEs and MBEs all round for them – if you ask me.

Saul February 2, 2009 at 23:58

And there is the comment that reveals the true identity. If only everything
in life was so predictable.

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 23:59

‘Cor, you’re a bit slow catching on Masser Saul!
The keystroke was
unmistakeable.

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 23:56

Chatelaine ………………. I saw a post on another site that was worded carefully
and accused a poster of nicking email addresses. I was going to put something
on 3As about it myself at the time. Because I would be very spooked if I
thought that my email could easily be harvested by somebody untrustworthy.
Very, very spooked………… As we can see there are too many nutters out there
……………..

Ch February 2, 2009 at 23:56

Now I know for sure!

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 23:55

Did you get peeved with 3as just when it was going so well. all quiet there
now.

i care nothing of boosting your feeds yet you keep trying to taunt me with
it as if i should be having a botheration moment. i do not care. clear
enough?

Ch February 2, 2009 at 23:54

I guess we’re still talking about nuts

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 23:58

Whole hazelnuts, Chatelaine, Cadbury’s make ‘em and they cover them with
chocolate……..

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 23:53

Chatelaine! Fierce Apologies!

Ch February 2, 2009 at 23:53

Scabies 02.02.09 at 11:44 pm
[…]. email addreses give so much
away
****
I was just wondering what this means ….

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 23:51

i know somebody else (another persona at least) always looking for
feeds.

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 23:51

Oh deary me! I will state categorically that I have not invited anybody
onto this site via email. I believe it is illegal to do so.

And I don’t even think we’ve been going a month yet! Read 3As, Joana Morais
and any amount of listed sites to your right! This is where the traffic has
come from Smart Arse!

Anybody is free to say how they found us.

Saul February 2, 2009 at 23:50

You have to have Bollocks to be able to lick them. Maybe he can display
some with his real identity!

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 23:50

cocoanna the one person acting as many and thinking she gets away with
it:)

Ch February 2, 2009 at 23:48

Coco!

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 23:48

you are extremely welcome. anybody who wanders in here will get a laugh if
nothing else. lets all laugh at the crazy lady

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 23:47

Saul! Darling! Do you remember the time that Scabies walked into a pub and
saw a dog licking its bollocks? He said to the bar-tender, ‘F*cking Hell! I
wish I could do that!” ………… And the bar-tender said ………. ‘Well throw him a
biscuit and he might let you!’

How we laughed at Scabies’ face!

Ch February 2, 2009 at 23:45

Yeah, Coco, read about it today. Cocaine-stuffed prawns, attempt to
manslaughter and money laundering in colossal proportions make a good story.
And to top off the day we have an itching visitor, who reminds us of the good
old days. I think ‘ll sleep well tonight

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 23:44

self flattery is so unattractive. you sure do make friends fast for a blog
only been going a month and nobody found it without looking. email addreses
give so much away

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 23:46

Not even a month – its incredible isn’t – thank-you for your help tonight
by the way.

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 23:44

Just like Justice Hogg ……….. I sit and ponder! …………. I am in a cuurent
state of pondering. And I ponder upon the question of do we need the traffic
being generated by certain posters ………… or do I cut off their oxygen?

I do like the blogs ……………. I have only ever used two or three though ………..
because I was barred from the tabloids ……… because they didn’t like what I was
saying ………………

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 23:48

The comments are just people having fun Coco, its all the feeds hooking
in that drive the traffic, and we have had an outstanding night for
feeds.

Saul February 2, 2009 at 23:43

Errrr, have you got an address for that place in Soho? Not that I want it,
Oh No, a friend of mine is doing a social anthropology course. Poor old
Scabies. reduced to making a complete Hoon of themselves!

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 23:41

dont be dozy, it’s not rocket science what’s going on here

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 23:41

‘Ere you lot! Did you hear the one about a bunch of fraudsters, a shed-load
of prawns and a colossal amount of cash!

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 23:43

Their dirty laundry just became very public too, Coco.

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 23:39

missed talking to yourself? why when you can do it every second of the
day

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 23:42

No, missed talking to a great bunch of people who have all become good
friends of mine.
I could talk to myself, true, but this bunch of misfits,
anarchists – and some hugely talented writers – are much more fun.

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 23:39

Saul! One has missed one! Lovely to see you!

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 23:38

Eeeee! I’ve missed Weirdies popping at me …………….. The trouble is ……….. they
don’t match my wit and I feel as if I am hurting their feelings if I say
something crass ……………….. I may have to set aside a page for abusing people
………………. but I am afraid I will have to charge for it ……………….. He would have to
pay a lot of money in Soho for this kind of treatment ……………

Ch February 2, 2009 at 23:31

Sad?
I’m having fun

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 23:32

We all are, its like old times, I’ve missed it!

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 23:31

Chatelaine!!! Forgive me for I know not what I am doing!

Saul February 2, 2009 at 23:30

Ah! The Captain of a sinking ship. I thought I recognised the Cutlass marks
around the jacksie. How sad!

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 23:31

I’m just bob, bob, bobbing along………

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 23:29

Scabies 02.02.09 at 11:11 pm [edit]
who have you been shonkily
investigating recently
aanacoco
*****************************************************************

Errrrr ……… Just you Knob-Ended Weirded One!!!

Fuckin’Ell! This is like having my own brand of Harry fucking Potter here
………………..

I am AnnaCoco and she is CocoAnna ………. We are as one ………. except she is
more attractive and her breast is still where it was in her teens …………
Other than that …………… we are dead ringers for twins!

Damn! Don’t get me on the subject of twins …………….. Mine are lay in their
cots as we speak ……………..Just waiting to be kidnapped ……….. or eaten by Aliens!
Fancy coming cleaning the walls down for me???

Ch February 2, 2009 at 23:22

Blimey! What’s Garth doing here?

Saul February 2, 2009 at 23:22

Does that mean we are married?

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 23:25

Captain of a ship can marry anyone when they are all at sea……..

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 23:18

you are right “saul” i do

Saul February 2, 2009 at 23:17

It’s like being savaged by a Cabbage Patch Doll, the only difference is
that they only have one Identity. Plus they go by their given name, not hiding
behind pseudonyms.

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 23:11

who have you been shonkily investigating recently aanacoco

Saul February 2, 2009 at 23:07

And they wondered why Dinosaurs died out. Self inflicted if you ask me.

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 23:09

That was partly to do with evolution wasn’t it Saul, didn’t they improve
on the original model and the old one just died out……?

Glad Allover
February 2, 2009 at 23:07

Hail corkmaster!
The master of the cork!
He knows which wine goes
with fish or pork!

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 23:06

support I think not. when found out you should always give yourself up to a
fair cop. this a fair cop, you are every woman and man for all i know

Saul February 2, 2009 at 23:02

Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs.

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 23:03

Limp leaves and runny boiled eggs, more like.

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 23:00

you favour the blogs dontyou annacoco

Saul February 2, 2009 at 22:59

Articulation and keyboard skills! A mighty poster indeed. We should feel
honoured.

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 23:00

We are honoured Saul, never expected support from that quarter, but what
d’you know!

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 22:57

Scabies 02.02.09 at 10:54 pm [edit]
because my dear coco, you have. with
me, during my previous knowledge of you. when i tell all you will be the only
person readng

****************************************************************

Fuckin’ Ell! Why???? Is it that bad?

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 22:59

Are we all sitting comfortably then?
Dum da dum da dee deh,
I used
to love listen with Mother.

Glad Allover
February 2, 2009 at 22:56

Would that be C. Niles, by any chance?

Baby, I hear the Blues a-callin …

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 22:55

Come along Scabies …………….. Stop picking your scabs …………. or you will be
scarred for life ……………….

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 22:54

because my dear coco, you have. with me, during my previous knowledge of
you. when i tell all you will be the only person readng

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 22:52

Scabies 02.02.09 at 10:49 pm [edit]
I will tell all about the multi
talented multifaceted multipersonalitied
person
************************************************8

Pay tell ……… Knob-End! Why do I think that I had this conversation in a
previous life? ………….

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 22:51

Kittens! Calm down! This is only a web-site! We have no power to bring down
Governments and send people to prison ………………….

Saul February 2, 2009 at 22:50

Off you go then, you’re batting.

Saul February 2, 2009 at 22:49

That would be Wiliam Friendless, Pay attention!
Niles.

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 22:49

I will tell all about the multi talented multifaceted multipersonalitied
person

Dr Crane February 2, 2009 at 22:46

BillyNoMates … I’m listening …

Saul February 2, 2009 at 22:44

Pray tell.

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 22:40

i have prior knowledge of this person singular

Saul February 2, 2009 at 22:35

William Friendless, no one likes an attention seeker. Especially a
transparent one, like scabies, he can be seen right through.

Glad Allover
February 2, 2009 at 22:32

No, it’s Friends ReOoonated. Keep up, Saul, there’s a good chap.

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 22:31

Coco!
Let Jo out the slammer for me please…….

BillyNoMates
February 2, 2009 at 22:29

Somebody pay me attention please……

Glad Allover
February 2, 2009 at 22:29

Oooh, you are awful …

Saul February 2, 2009 at 22:28

Aye Aye! Is this Friends Reunited?

J. Utsajk February 2, 2009 at 22:28

I jus’ trolled yer who – wis ye no listnin?

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 22:27

Scabies 02.02.09 at 10:22 pm [edit]
coco the clown you are anna and
probably every other person in here and a few more besides. to pretend
otherwise is justa jk
……………………………………………………………………………………………….

Hark! I hear echoes of a past life ……………… You must really rate my ability
to persuade the masses!

Cor blimey matey …….. You have me bang to rights! Why do you feel more than
a tad threatened Sir?

Pray tell! ………. Thank God I didn’t take that job at the Telegraph ………. I
wouldn’t have been able to reach you!

jo February 2, 2009 at 22:27

I was scratching my …frigde with wonder and found a few scab of dried up
peas.All wrinkled.Turning grey.Sad peas.I switched for nuts but they are all
furry.Idem: the cheese has wrinkle to the latest stage.I will burry it
tomorrow.
Right I am bloody hungry and I am out to hunt for something.God!
what a waste of time .Off to watch American History X
See
you tomorrow XXXXXX

Glad Allover
February 2, 2009 at 22:26

Who’s there?

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 22:25

canned heat in my heels tonite

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 22:24

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth Coco, we did it!

J. Ustajk February 2, 2009 at 22:24

Knock knock!

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 22:25

Go on then, ‘oos there?

Oona Matopoeia
February 2, 2009 at 22:23

Let’s keep Jay Kay out ofthis

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 22:23

Because I know the fabulous Chatelaine will drop by and see this ……… I will
not resort to the depraved and somewhat base usage of English that I know I am
capable of ………………. I will be sensible ………………

Well! I will try ………………… Can’t say fairer than that can I?

Funny that this scabby creature arrives when I have been trying to get hold
of CM and several Media Monitors all day to see if they want to join us on
here …………….

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 22:22

coco the clown you are anna and probably every other person in here and a
few more besides. to pretend otherwise is justa jk

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 22:20

Well done everybody, we did it, magnificent effort tonight, and a special
thank-you to our very own Scab for his unexpected support and
encouragement.
Virtual champagne all round.

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 22:18

You are right Anna! X

Is it possible to use a securitisation process on a Troll?
Or should I just cash him in and send the resultant ha’penny to The Fund?

Decisions. Decisions. Decisions.

Oona Matopoeia
February 2, 2009 at 22:18

Are you serious? People have more than one e-mail address? What on earth
for? Sounds like Paranoia to me and a distinct lack of moral fibre. How the
mighty are fallen!

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 22:17

And again Scab, just for me…….

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 22:16

What pathetic records would those be, they won’t top mine

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 22:15

Don’t Coco, we are only three page views short of breaking all our records,
come on the Scab……..you can do it!

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 22:14

My fingers are hovering over Scabies’ delete button as I write a song about
a Fund and the PJ and a dead brave copper ……… La la la la la dee dee doo doo
……….

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 22:13

Don’t go Scab! We feel all grown up with our own little troll, and I don’t
like to think of you without a purpose in life……besides, you are helping us a
lot.

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 22:13

well if you insist on self-delusion maybe your doctor will eventually fix
you

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 22:10

YES! YES! YES! I am Anna Raccon! Well-spotted!

I am a technological wizard with a whole load of strings at my elbow.
Thanks for blowing my cover!

Now ………….. Fuck off!

Apologies to other readers who know I am not the fabulous genius that is
the real Anna Raccoon!

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 22:09

The blog belongs to all of us Scab.

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 22:07

If you don’t see me for a few minutes ……… I am just writing a quick song
for the PJ and Mr. Amaral ………….

Where’s that bloody Chatelaine and janes???

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 22:06

don’t be a Jilly Come Lately and how comes you are being all masterful on
“annas” blog? anyone would think it was yours

coco, in your own words are you anna raccoon or not?

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 22:05

‘T’is compliment that such a busy famous personage should have time to
worry about li’l old us – and it puts the page views through the roof….but
maybe that is what they are worried about.

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 22:02

Oona Matopoeia 02.02.09 at 9:56 pm [edit]
Sounds like a ticking clock to
me!
*****************************************************

Ooona! Not so much a ticking clock! It rather sounds like a Weirdy One from
somewhere else has found us …………….. ‘Twould appear that we have been tracked
down!!!

Eeeeh! Bah! Gumm! To attract such a Troll with a specially made-up email is
a joy to behold!

Wow! The power that these people think we have!

Something is telling us that this site is a Force to be reckoned with!

Cue the Jaws music ……… Duh duh duh duh …………

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 21:56

Scabies 02.02.09 at 9:26 pm [edit]
G0od luck Anna,you are a very good
friend to yourself. Real friends are better, give it a try. Nobodys
fooled
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Scabies 02.02.09 at 9:41 pm [edit]
coco meet anna, anna meet coco. what,
you know each other? What do you mean you ARE each other.

*************************************
Oh Dear! ‘Twould appear that we
have upset somebody here.

I wonder who Scabies is? Hrrrrmmphhh! Whoever it is – they must be sad and
miffed ……………..

I will not use my incredible powers of whoosh-clunking just yet …………

However ……….. Scabies! If you persist in this manner ………. I shall wish that
all the diseases known to man, animal and plant shall descend upon your
scrotum and you shall itch and scratch until you beg for mercy ……………… So ………
Away with you! ……… Or bring something to this banquet!

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 21:56

Ask anna in y0ur head and you’ll get an instant response. funny how the
mind works

Oona Matopoeia
February 2, 2009 at 21:56

Sounds like a ticking clock to me!

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 21:45

I am very concerned that children, the elderly or disabled people have
contributed towards a fund that has paid out

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 21:41

coco meet anna, anna meet coco. what, you know each other? What do you mean
you ARE each other.

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 21:32

Nah, not a penny Oona, higher up the coinage than that, poor old sod’s got
nothing better to do these days.

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 21:31

Oh my God! It looks like we have a Health and Safety issue here ………. Who do
I have to get in touch with?

Is there a doctor in the house?

Oona Matopoeia
February 2, 2009 at 21:27

I think I hear a Penny dropping.

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 21:26

G0od luck Anna,you are a very good friend to yourself. Real friends are
better, give it a try. Nobodys fooled

Angie O’Plasty
February 2, 2009 at 21:17

You card, Ooona!

Oona Matopoeia
February 2, 2009 at 21:13

Sounds pretty articulate to me.

jo February 2, 2009 at 21:01

ME??? articulate? first time ever I hear such a thing! I am
off to bite my toes nails for the rest of the evening now….
Let me guess
who you are… Scabies,very glam,I must say.Cant put the finger on the scab yet,
jeje..
I am off to listen the News….dunno nothing of whats going on
here,really

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 21:05

Night Jo, Glad to see you got back safely.

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 20:49

Jo, have y0u forgotten your personality type cos you is meant to be
articulate or sumthin

jo February 2, 2009 at 20:48

And a kid got lost , Coco,and a kid for the sake of I dont know which big
“banana” with multiple personality disorder …yeah…

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 20:45

As long as you are enjoying your single self in its many guises then you
must be staying off the streets.

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 20:45

All we need now is an Anna Rexia!

I. M Petigo February 2, 2009 at 20:45

I think there’s an S. L. Apcheek on my mother’s side and an M. Easles on my
father’s side. I also vaguely remember hearing of an Ella Stoplast who left
with the Pilgrim Fathers and a R. U. Bella, of whom we never speak.

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 20:43

What a traumatic read Sybil was! But yes! I can see some of my
personalities are not dissimilar!

Scabies February 2, 2009 at 20:42

D’ya wanna know wot I think? I think that you have a serious case of the
Sybils, you know multiple personality disorder.

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 20:42

Jo! The
Prawn Triangle is rather like the Bermuda Triangle ………… but instead of ships
and planes going missing …………. it’s money that goes missing! Lots and lots of
money ……….

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 20:20

I.M. Petigo! Cheers! Are you related to S.C. Abies – on your Mother’s
side?

And Jo! So lovely to see you have returned to us!

jo February 2, 2009 at 20:19

Fishy nuts…the show just goes on.Looks like it swings in a pefrect triangle
from portugal to the Uk then Spain: thats the famous Prawn Triangle,never
heard of before

jo February 2, 2009 at 20:14

HI!

They”re all nuts jajajaja

I. M Petigo February 2, 2009 at 20:06

I see your Patience paid off Anna – you Diamond! That avatar really suits
you, Coco, and I mean that wholeHeartedly. Join the Club, Saul ..

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 19:36

I shall go to my BBC iplayer immediately!

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 19:35

Like I have said before!!! I went to the kind of school where I was
promised that I would not have to do all these typing and technical things!!!
They said I would always have a secretary ……… and that my talents lay in other
directions!!! For instance ………. errrrr ……… I can drink and errrrr ……….. do
dog-walking and …………. shopping and stuff!!!

What is the key called that is a funny shape with an arrow pointing towards
the other keys????

We must discuss F1 and Tab some day!

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 19:16

OH MY GOD!

That old piccy of moi is so delectable! I would like to thank Miss Raccoon
for her uncanny knack with all things techno. XXXX

I feel like one of the crowd again now! I felt so left without an avatar –
in fact I felt naked!

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 19:25

Coco there is something just coming up on the UK news – a report on child
abuse – something about neglect by the parents, didn’t catch all of it, but
if you can get a re-run, (I can’t), it sounded pertinent.

Coco
February 2, 2009 at 19:10

Ch

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 19:17

Oh God, oh the relief, I am going to pour myself a stiff drink – the
blinking woman finally has her avatar…….my phone bill will halve!

Coco February 2, 2009 at 18:52

Hellooooooo! The snow is falling thick and fast here in the UK. I couldn’t
be bothered to garage the car when i came home ……… So in the last hour it has
become completely buried. I will have fun in the morning!

Well! What about these latest shennigans? How pro will the pros be after
this info?
It’s all looking very shady and dastardly!

I knew something was afoot last night ………. but I was misled by a newspaper
headline about the frozen bank accounts …….. It was frozen prawns. Easy
mistake to make! Never mind …….. There’s time yet!

Saul February 2, 2009 at 18:22

I’ll have toget some of Gl

Gloria Smudd
February 2, 2009 at 18:21

Well spotted, Anna!

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 18:12

Rash? Don’t piquet, it’ll never get better……

Saul February 2, 2009 at 18:11

I’m itching to get one, but I have to start from scratch. Don’t want to
make a rash decision.

Gloria Smudd
February 2, 2009 at 18:08

BTW, I see you haven’t got your Clift Richard avatar yet….

Gloria Smudd
February 2, 2009 at 18:07

That would be a lousy thing to do, wouldn’t it?

Saul February 2, 2009 at 18:05

Only a severe Nit Picquet would point it out.

Gloria Smudd
February 2, 2009 at 18:03

Note to self: if you are going to try to be such a clever-clogs, learn to
spell correctly. Should be piquet, not picquet.

Gloria Smudd
February 2, 2009 at 17:52

Sounds like you’re having a fit of picquet to me.

Saul February 2, 2009 at 17:37

You’re just trying to monopolise this thread. Not that I’m cribbing about
it.

Gloria Smudd
February 2, 2009 at 17:13

Bingo! Metodo 3 has a checkered history and it looks like the game’s up.
Whoever took the decision to baccarat must have lost their marbles; no doubt a
few crosswords will be exchanged if any dicey bankers draughts turn up.

Clearly, I was board and this post is just an excuse to compile
a
pseudo-queue of crap puns. There. I’ve got that off my chesst.

Ch February 2, 2009 at 15:49

whatever, just as long as someone is checkmated
that would be the day

Ch February 2, 2009 at 15:48

OMG
why do I dare try make English play on words?
they’re gonna fry
me …

Ch February 2, 2009 at 15:47

Chessmate, you mean.

Gloria Smudd
February 2, 2009 at 14:41

The Queen’s survival depends on whose name is on the cheque, mate.

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 14:30

Paying, Nuts, I feel a series of jokes coming on regarding the plethora of
Chimpish monkeys involved in this case…..

I like the ‘chessnuts’ Gloria, up to your usual standard. will the Red
Queen survive this latest move?

Gloria Smudd
February 2, 2009 at 14:23

Just cocaine-stuffed prawns in a huge game of chessnuts.

Ch February 2, 2009 at 12:59

I’ve never seen any conclusive figures re the fees and expenses paid to M3
[and by whom].
Seems that the last figure M3 itself mentioned was in
serious “contrast” with the amount mentioned by TM c.s.
Would the
“laundering” be the difference between the two

Anna Raccoon
February 2, 2009 at 12:47

I believe that money laundering and Metodo3 have been mentioned in the same
sentence, one or two, no make that several, times before!

Ch February 2, 2009 at 12:45

This is exciting news
I
especially like the “The Attorney General