Shout when you see her!
Our Coco is sitting comfortably in her VIP seat at Obama’s inauguration.
First one to see her and correctly describe her (diabolical choice, Coco!) hat wins a rechargeable nasal hair trimmer.
January 22, 2009 at 00:25
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Chips, YES, that’s when everytime he wakes up he relives the same
day.
So far for “same old routine” …
- January 22, 2009 at 00:23
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Ah, Sir Saul. I’ll google it …
- January 22, 2009 at 00:23
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You see, Tony, this is not only fun, but it’s also educational
- January 22, 2009 at 00:22
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It’s a film starring Bill Murray.
- January 22, 2009 at 00:22
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but .. I’ll try and use it for “same old routine” from now on
And hope
to be understood by non UK, who do not check their dictionary when I say it
- January 22, 2009 at 00:20
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Hi Coco, my dictionary says it’s Febrary 2, the day on which a sunshiny day
would mean the continuation of a cold weather…
- January 22, 2009 at 00:16
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I think it means – same old routine …………
- January 22, 2009 at 00:16
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Chatelaine ……….
- January 21, 2009 at 23:55
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A stupid question: Groundhog Day. Dictionary says February 2. But that
doesn’t fit with the way you guys and dolls are using it all the time
…
Enlighten me
- January 21, 2009 at 23:43
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Coco has been carried off on her Shield.
Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
- January 21, 2009 at 23:23
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Hah! Breaks are for……Oh go on then, 5 minutes.
- January 21, 2009 at 23:21
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Bugger! I have slain so many dragons and dragged so many dead bodies across
deserts since last month ………. I need a break!
- January 21, 2009 at 23:17
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On your feet Soldiers! There are dragons to slay!
- January 21, 2009 at 23:11
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Ooooh! Gloria! Woe is us! Same old. Same old. And getting older ………. Fading
to grey ………… like a sunset in Winter ………. oh woe! Alas I am fading away …………..
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January 21, 2009 at 23:09
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Oooh. Snap. This Smudd’s life has been in the throes of Bonkersville for
some months now. And I agree, one single day to do again and again and
postpone all the barbed things that are hitting home now would be fab. If you
discover the secret, please let me know. If I discover the secret, I will let
you know. Mmmmwwwah! (that’s an air-kiss. So fashionable, dontchknow.)
- January 21, 2009 at 23:05
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Saul! Where would I be without the comforting words oneself and the Gloria-
Girl? Where???
I would like to be Sarah Brown for the day – or a week – and I would set up
a media-monitoring business!
- January 21, 2009 at 23:03
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Auntie D. Establishmentarianism!
What pearls of wisdom indeed! I have made a memo of this – and will pass it
along to all my friends. It’s great when I find somebody who understands me.
Thanks.
I love your poster-name! I can feel the anarchist in me starting to rise
again – thanks ever so much!
- January 21, 2009 at 23:02
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Cheer up coco pet, you could be Sarah Brown.
- January 21, 2009 at 23:00
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I wish I could have a groundhog day. Just one normal day in my miserable
life would make me happy – and if I had two or three consecutive days of
normality, I would feel as if I have won the Lottery!
- January 21, 2009 at
22:50
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Coco – if I ever get up ‘of a mornin’ and my eyes are a clear, icy blue I
just take an old emery board to my perky orbs and jus’ sandpaper away till I
can barely focus… then I know both my friends will recognise me. Give it a go,
girl. Then you can glibly gesticulate “Two fingers” without need for
explanation or apology. Just say “Two more Red-eyes for me, when yer ready,
stout fellow and host” …
- January 21, 2009 at 22:41
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Gloria and Saul! I was wearing the tres chic red hat – to match my nose and
eyes!
- January 21, 2009 at 22:41
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Just like Groundhog Day.
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January 21, 2009 at 22:39
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This is just like having a party line all to ourselves.
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January 21, 2009 at 22:38
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(Hang on a minute .. I think I’ve shifted outta whack …)
(ever the optimist, Ms Smudd…)
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January 21, 2009 at 22:36
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In future, I’d like you to address me at Miss Uuuhhhmellduh-heay. I think
that answers your question, non?
- January 21, 2009 at 22:13
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All of Me, As Good as it Gets,Dumb and Dumber, There’s Something abot
Mary.
- January 21, 2009 at 22:10
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The man with two brains……huufffeerrreeer
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January 21, 2009 at 22:07
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Saul 01.21.09 at 10:04 pm
Is it Young Frankenstein funny?
……………………
The Smuddlets love it. And have done for some years. They are now both
early teens. Is “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid” funny? Is “Sleeper” funny? Have
you ever seen “Take the Money and Run”?
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January 21, 2009 at 22:05
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Actually, I think the quote is “He promised me the known world, he did; all
the gold I could eat.”
- January 21, 2009 at 22:04
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Is it Young Frankenstein funny?
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January 21, 2009 at 22:03
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What, the gold as a comestible? Or the film? Re: the film – I think so. But
there’s every chance you won’t share my sense of humour, so … Um. I think
so.
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January 21, 2009 at 22:01
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Note to Saul : Yes, do.
- January 21, 2009 at 22:00
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Is it any good?
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January 21, 2009 at 22:00
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Quick Coco – get on here before I have to turn the keyboard over to
Mr.
A. N. Other and the curse of ebay! (loved those green and yellow ribbons all
around your hat yesterday, btw. A nice touch.)
- January 21, 2009 at 22:00
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Note to self. (Go to blockbuster and rent the life of brian)
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January 21, 2009 at 21:58
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“He offered me the known World, he did; all the gold I could eat..”
- January 21, 2009 at 21:56
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Hi!
Am
dying to chat – but am on phone ……. Will be in and out.
- January 21, 2009 at 21:53
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He’s a very naughty boy.
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January 21, 2009 at 21:51
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“You lucky, lucky b******d.” (Michael Palin in Life of Brian).
I guess that means just Smaul talk from now on.
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January 21, 2009 at 21:43
- January 21, 2009 at 21:39
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Can’t top that one!
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January 21, 2009 at 21:35
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In the words of Taggart: There’s been a Mordor.
- January 21, 2009 at 21:34
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I don’t know what you are tolkein about, I didn’t think you would take
offence but now I’m not so shire.
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January 21, 2009 at 21:29
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Don’t be so fowl, chuck. The feet of a hefty, hirsute, peri-menopausal
woman are never likely to be noted for their beauty, are they? I think that
comment’s well below the elasticated waist, young man.
- January 21, 2009 at 21:20
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Every time? Sounds like Hobbitual behaviour.
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January 21, 2009 at 21:13
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No. A five and a seven. And both of the big toes are well over 2 and a half
inches long. Which is why I plump for open-toed sandals, every time.
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January 21, 2009 at 21:11
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(if I give away any more details my own personal charm, this thread will be
re-named “Scream when you see her!”)
- January 21, 2009 at 21:11
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Six and two three’s?
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January 21, 2009 at 21:07
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What, all twelve of them?
- January 21, 2009 at 21:03
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I can loan you an angle grinder to do your toe-nails
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January 21, 2009 at 21:01
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With me, it’s not so much feathers as .. stubble .. hence the interest in
the elusive nasal-hair clippers .. Ha! Not such a woman of mystery now, am
I???
- January 21, 2009 at 20:55
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Thanks, I was worried I may have ruffled your feathers.
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January 21, 2009 at 20:50
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Alright, me duck.
- January 21, 2009 at 20:42
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Don’t be so Daffy..
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January 21, 2009 at 20:37
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She’ll be OK if she keeps gosling her linctus…
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January 21, 2009 at 20:36
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Saul 01.21.09 at 8:17 pm
Tucked up under the eiderdown
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January 21, 2009 at 20:36
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I thought she’d been looking a bit beaky lately.
- January 21, 2009 at 20:18
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Surfing the Webbed…….
- January 21, 2009 at 20:17
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Tucked up under the eiderdown……
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January 21, 2009 at 20:13
- January 21, 2009 at 20:03
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That’s why she is walking with a waddle.
- January 21, 2009 at 19:46
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Have you smelt Goose Grease? She would be Honking!
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January 21, 2009 at 19:48
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January 21, 2009 at 19:44
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I bet you’d have had a gander.
- January 21, 2009 at 17:39
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That would have got them gaggling.
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January 21, 2009 at 17:36
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Ooh! You fibber! Mind you, I suppose a liberal application of goose-grease
to her obviously vulnerable areas might have constituted a last-minute fire
risk.
- January 21, 2009 at 16:54
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He looked like he had just got out of his coffin. Pamela Anderson was going
to do it but she was feeling a bit chesty.
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January 21, 2009 at 08:39
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Just one final thought on Michelle’s ensemble; I conclude that the exact
shade might be described as ‘phlegm’.
Her outfit may owe its palette to ‘Moribund Man’ (the warble-voiced crusty
who spoke so mystifyingly at the inauguration) and what I suspect may be his
very productive cough. Clearly, America expectorates every man .. etc.
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January 20, 2009 at 22:55
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I’ll get looking on e-bay for something faux..
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January 20, 2009 at 22:48
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Gloria! Don’t encourage Anna – she can use wool and faux fur like the rest
of us! Who does she think she is? Naomi Nasty Campbell?
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January 20, 2009 at 22:45
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Coco – kitten teasing must go with the Cat-Lady territory – slippers are
another of my frequent threats. I must add mittens to my list of muttered
moggy menaces.
Sorry Anna but they are BOTH BOYS …
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January 20, 2009 at 22:37
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Bon nuit Chatelaine and every good wish to your Maman and pets …….. and of
course if your path drags you kicking and screaming into the UK you must visit
me as well.
Anna – you are not to wear raccoon! I absolutely forbid you!
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January 20, 2009 at 22:34
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January 20, 2009 at 22:34
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Gloria! I always tell my cats that they will be made into mittens! Kittens
into mittens is a much-loved phrase in my house – and kittens into slippers is
another one I use – especially when they form a pussy posse on the stairs to
trip me up …….. little gets they are.
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January 20, 2009 at 22:29
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Chatelaine! You took every word from my own finger-tips! Completely wrong!
Her gloves are the same colour as my pruning gloves!
Given that they must have expected wind – not flatulence – I hasten to add
– although I must admit if Obama’s head had not been up his arse there would
have been need of much ventilation this morning! – But given that it was windy
– she should have worn something with a decent lining.
My own black velvet cloak – with frogs – had a scarlet lining. I wore red
leather gloves and hat – and I must admit – you would all have thought that I
was the First Lady!
Oh! She should have worn her hair up!
- January 20, 2009 at 22:25
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Gloria [I risk a
]
no offense meant. Wish you et all a very good night. BBTM
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January 20, 2009 at 22:22
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Good night Chatelaine – be back soon.
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January 20, 2009 at 22:21
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I was only joking – ginger kittens Ronnie and Reggie are only 10 months
old, the one fun thing to have happened this year, but they are so naughty,
I’m always threatening to make them into little hats.
- January 20, 2009 at 22:20
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As the intellectual level rises, I’m afraid it’s time to attend to Maman
and the dogs again. Bibi &
- January 20, 2009 at 22:17
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I said to Anna
- January 20, 2009 at 22:17
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No kidding, you really did that?
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January 20, 2009 at 22:16
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Or, if you are willing to wait for about 16 years, I have the makings of
two very nice little ginger hats, complete with tails?
- January 20, 2009 at 22:13
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You mean the Russian guy, Anna? I have something like that, though I cannot
be sure it’s really raccoon. Could be wolf …
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January 20, 2009 at 22:14
- January 20, 2009 at 22:12
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Coco 01.20.09 at 10:03 pm
Anna – Get it figured girl – coz Chatelaine
and I have a lot of smilies to do on these threads! We are the sunshine girls
– spreading love and light wherever we go!
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That’s right [insert ONE
smiley
]
Whenever your path leads to France, feel welcome to pass by my ch
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January 20, 2009 at 22:10
- January 20, 2009 at 22:09
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Oh, yep .. done it: in moderation with only TWO emoticons …
- January 20, 2009 at 22:08
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emoticon , ’cause a
is
not a “smiley
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January 20, 2009 at 22:07
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Who was looking at Michelle? I was riveted by the assorted bobble hats,
rain-bonnets, mufflers and little old men wandering off to the lavatory during
Obama’s address.
- January 20, 2009 at 22:07
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Anyway, Coco, as I asked Anna privately: were you the one with the knitted
wool cap? Very sensible! All of the others are heading for tomorrow’s
sinusitis [insert emoticon]
- January 20, 2009 at 22:04
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Saul, I honestly think you should save the “mumble … mumble” for late
nights when you’re cleaning up after everyone’s left [insert smiley]
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January 20, 2009 at 22:03
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Anna – Get it figured girl – coz Chatelaine and I have a lot of smilies to
do on these threads! We are the sunshine girls – spreading love and light
wherever we go!
- January 20, 2009 at 22:02
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Let me feast you on some “comments” on Michelle …
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I thought the sheath dress and matching coat was very striking-
but….. the shoes and gloves looked so off basew color wise.
From the TV it
looked like her gloves were Olive, her shoes- emerald green and the dress pale
yellow green??? It is an odd color but pretty.
Verdict: Part she got
right-
Accessories: Dump them!!
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I was underwhelmed by her choice.
It was both inappropriate for the magnitude of the event and unflattering to
her skin color. The green gloves were jarring. I hope any comparisons between
her and Jackie Kennedy end today. The former First Lady would roll over in her
grave if she even thought there were similarities.
The dress color did not
flatter her skin; the crocheted effect was too “spring-like” and the bejeweled
collar was too “cocktail party”. Nothing worked.
I would have dressed her
in winter white and had her wear pearls.
***
- January 20, 2009 at 22:02
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Smilies..mumble…mumble..
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January 20, 2009 at 22:02
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BREAKING NEWS! KENNEDY POISONED!
Still stuck in Washington trying to get permission to fly out. If we don’t
get clearance – I have got to go to Susan Sarandon’s party. Strewth!
Anyway – I got a weird phone call to say that Kennedy’s convulsions may not
be connected to the brain tumour.
I am led to believe that he may have been poisoned so that the new
health-care legislation is stalled.
I also found out why we had a major alert earlier – It was because Obama
couldn’t remember which pocket he had his mobile in – and he had left it on
silent. His head has been up his arse all day.
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January 20, 2009 at 21:59
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Hurrah! Madame Chatelaine! and Coco! The Raccoon Two are released!
- January 20, 2009 at 21:57
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I won’t, I learned my lesson well …
- January 20, 2009 at 21:56
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that is supposed to be
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January 20, 2009 at 21:56
- January 20, 2009 at 21:56
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Hihi …:-D
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January 20, 2009 at 21:55
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Grrrrr!
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January 20, 2009 at 21:54
- January 20, 2009 at 21:53
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Woof, Woof. Oh, not Beethovens third.
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January 20, 2009 at 21:51
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Oh! THAT Beethoven’s Ninth. I getcha. After three? A-one, a-two …
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January 20, 2009 at 21:47
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I am free now!
- January 20, 2009 at 21:30
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Mr Humphries, are you free? The dozy mare has got herself stuck, see what
you can do.
- January 20, 2009 at 21:23
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Please release me ……………………….. Humperdinck!
- January 20, 2009 at 21:21
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhh!
No more! I can’t breathe! Stop it! I am in moderation! HELP ME! HELP ME! I
am sinking into an abyss!
Is it coz I typed out hallelujah so many times?
- January 20, 2009 at 21:19
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Gloria! No! It’s the one that goes Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah.
Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. For about half an
hour!
Hence my ability to remember all of the words!
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January 20, 2009 at 21:10
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Is that the one that goes: Dum dum deee dum dum? If so, I also know all the
words and could join in.
- January 20, 2009 at 20:58
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On account of my knowing all the words to Beethoven’s Ninth – I will be
Beethoven!
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January 20, 2009 at 20:48
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You can call me Miss Brahms and Lizt if you like!
- January 20, 2009 at 20:45
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I’m free!
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January 20, 2009 at 20:32
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I’ll make do with a bit of home waxing … now, where’s my duct tape ?
- January 20, 2009 at 20:31
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Elvera, trust you to bring Mrs Slocombes pussy in to it. Glorias ears will
be twitching.
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January 20, 2009 at 20:31
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I got all dressed up and nowhere to go and then not a word from Dubya.
Drat. And Dubya Drat. I may as well sling me teeth back in me knickerleg and
crack open another Stella.
- January 20, 2009 at 20:30
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Was she the posh bird playing the joanna?
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January 20, 2009 at 20:26
- January 20, 2009 at 20:20
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Mrs Slocombe has been in touch to say that nasal clippers were no good on
her pussy …..so take care!
- January 20, 2009 at 20:11
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It was Sian someone from the BEEB. but I missed it.
- January 20, 2009 at 20:05
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Cheers Chatelaine! I will invest in some nasal clippers …….. for the cats
of course.
I have a rag-doll and a long-haired Blue – and I have to go through a
proper performance with the Blue when she sees the scissors. You would think
there was some serious child-abuse going on in my house when she starts
screaming ……. and that’s before I acually even get close to her.
- January 20, 2009 at 19:44
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janes1 Now you have found us – I insist that you return!
- January 20, 2009 at 19:43
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Bugger! Saul! Who’s attic were they rummaging about in today? And what
charity? I hope you recorded it. I only found day-time tv last year when my
dog became ill. I didn’t think I would ever go back to work again …….. And I
scarcely do!
- January 20, 2009 at 19:41
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Actually, janes – my wit isn’t as quick as it used to be. Alas – I have
become embittered and sarcastic in my old age. A mere wisp of what I once was
– But luckily – we have all these frighteningly clever chums onboard here and
they bring me out of my shell a little
- January 20, 2009 at 19:13
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ha! ha! Coco, the cold has not diminished your wit.
- January 20, 2009 at 19:12
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janes! Hi there! Have been cursing a bit today – I’m seldom like this – as
my chums will verify ………
But it was a swearing-in ceremony!
- January 20, 2009 at 19:08
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Have only just found Coco and pals. Was watching TV but started to lose the
will to live during the droning, pointless poet. Missed the religious guy –
wot a shame – but heard the many Amens, It must have been a real treat.
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January 20, 2009 at 19:00
- January 20, 2009 at 18:58
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To think I missed Cash in the Celebrity Attic for that. Just as well it is
only every four years. His first job should be to move Inaugurations to the
summer, poor coco could catch her death, not to mention the strain on her
bladder.
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January 20, 2009 at 18:57
- January 20, 2009 at 18:55
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No Anna! I am going back to the hotel ……. and I have a friend with a jet on
stand-by.
- January 20, 2009 at 18:53
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Don’t go George! Please don’t go. How has this happened? How?
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January 20, 2009 at 18:53
- January 20, 2009 at 18:48
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Everybody is cold, pissed off and dying for a piss from where I am
standing. There is not much merriment and mirth going on – I can tell you.
- January 20, 2009 at 18:46
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Barack Obama has just dashed all hopes and aspirations. He has pissed just
about everybody off by having Wicky Warren anyway and then he launches an
unprecedented assault on George W – who will go down as one of the greatest
leaders in history – What a Knob-Head! What a bloody let-down.
- January 20, 2009 at 18:44
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Saul 01.20.09 at 6:38 pm
coco, are you telepathic to predict those
Amens
I told you all earlier – I have been going through the speeches with them
all since last week.
- January 20, 2009 at 18:42
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Saul! That would have been most apt and fitting! The flautists are doing
something similar funnily enough
- January 20, 2009 at 18:41
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George W is absolutely steaming. I just heard him kicking off with
security. I believe Obey’s card is marked ……….
- January 20, 2009 at 18:41
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They should have signed off with the ending ditty from Looney Tunes.
That’s all Folks
- January 20, 2009 at 18:40
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I know what you mean Saul. I am so disappointed – what a let-down. I
thought I would feel exhilarated and emotional ………. but I feel as flat as fuck
……. I might engage with a purple heart
That must be why they gave us the goody-bag! ??:grin:
- January 20, 2009 at 18:39
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I thought Snoop Dog and Puff Diddy were going to sing the anthem.
- January 20, 2009 at 18:38
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coco, are you telepathic to predict those Amens
- January 20, 2009 at 18:37
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No wonder Michelle is laughing. I think the old geezer has been drinking
the same stuff as I have. Roll him off the podium somebody – or shoot him to
put him out of his misery ……….
- January 20, 2009 at 18:37
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Sorry about the # coco, can’t find the star key.
- January 20, 2009 at 18:36
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Sanctimonious sh#t.
- January 20, 2009 at 18:35
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Amen!
- January 20, 2009 at 18:34
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Americans are useless,they couldn’t put a show on to save their lives. Now
Liz’s birthday with the Concorde fly past, that was a bash worth going to.
- January 20, 2009 at 18:34
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Oh my God! Who the fuck is this old geezer that has been dragged off his
death-bed? I’ve seen him before – but I think he must have been alive then!
- January 20, 2009 at 18:33
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Who the fuck is this dressed in a red coat now? What the fuck is she on
about? ‘Stitching hams and picking lettuce’?
We are at War and she is droning on about picking twatting lettuce!
‘On the brink, on the brim, on the cusp ………’ Does she mean War? Is it a
code for – We are at War from today?
- January 20, 2009 at 18:30
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One thing is for sure – Obey ain’t no JFK! I cried a bit when Sarah Palin
spoke – and I was spell-bound – but today – well – it ws the crappest speech I
have heard for years. I am frozen stiff and bored stiff. I despair for the
World ………..
- January 20, 2009 at 18:29
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Poet? They should have got Pam Ayers.
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January 20, 2009 at 18:28
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I could have sworn it was you. Shame, because I could really do with those
clippers…
- January 20, 2009 at 18:28
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George W texted one word to my mobile – and it was in capitals. It said
WANKER!
- January 20, 2009 at 18:26
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Gloria – That’s not me! I am wearing a black velvet cloak – with frogs!
I have slunk to the back of the stalls now because I am so scared ……… I am
waiting to do one. First flight out for me ………..
- January 20, 2009 at 18:24
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Has he been having lessons off Wicky Warren in Morals? This is like ‘Listen
With Mother’.
- January 20, 2009 at 18:21
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Saul ……… We are witnessing the end of the World as we write. He is scaring
me with all his talk about blood and perils and villages in Africa ………. What
the fuck is this? Is he re-enacting a scene from Zulu?
I thought this was supposed to be about hope and regeneration. Unity and
peace in our time!
I think that as of today ………. we are definitely in an East meets West all
out war. Cheers Obey. I didn’t know that this speech was going to be so
anti-Moslem either.
He should just cut all the crap and say ‘I am the Second Coming’!
GEORGE! Come back right now!
- January 20, 2009 at 18:16
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”Re-make America”? What the fuck is he on about. Re-make the banking
industry – you tosser! I am going to bugger off in a minute – he’s just making
it up as he goes along ………. Typical fucking lawyer!
We are doomed I tell you! Doomed!
- January 20, 2009 at 18:15
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Get in there and drag him off coco, before he disappears up his own
ars#.
- January 20, 2009 at 18:12
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Saul! Loved the black Acker. He must have had that clarinet up his
trouser-leg all morning to keep that reed so moist – Coz it’s proper
brass-monkeys here.
- January 20, 2009 at 18:11
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Here we go! Big speech full of re-hashed phrases. Sounds like a barrister
on his first case.
He had better not make George look an arse. This is not the speech that we
rehearsed earlier – What is he up to?
He has just blamed George for all the sh*t he is about to drag us into.
Mark my words ………
- January 20, 2009 at 18:07
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Great! He’s five minutes late and he fucks all his words up! I give up. I
told you I had a funny feeling. Not a good start is it?
George! George! Come back!
- January 20, 2009 at 18:04
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If they are going to play lord of the dance then they should have asked
Terry Wogan to sing it for them.
- January 20, 2009 at 18:01
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The bloke with the chin banjo is pretty good, but not as impressive as the
posh bird on the joanna.
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January 20, 2009 at 18:00
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Coco! I don’t believe it! You’re wearing an .. an ANORAK!
- January 20, 2009 at 17:59
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George! Come back George! I’ve got a funny feeling …………..
- January 20, 2009 at 17:57
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So we have just had the Queen of Soul – and a complete cobblers of a mender
of Souls with Wicky.
- January 20, 2009 at 17:56
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Aretha looks wicked! Best-dressed bird of the day! Sounds a bit ropey – but
she’s more sincere than Wicky Warren.
- January 20, 2009 at 17:54
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Wicky Warren is about the worst holy man that Obey could have picked! He
hasn’t taken his nose out of his notes once to speak to this huge flock that I
am amongst. Not once. What an arse! Am I allowed to mention arse with him
around? Arse – anyway!
So this is the chaplain of the nation.
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January 20, 2009 at 17:50
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Good point, Elvera, good point.
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January 20, 2009 at 17:49
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Nice touch, Coco, tying little ribbons round your hat brim.
- January 20, 2009 at 17:48
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Forget putting the teeth in Gloria just take out the curlers if you really
want to compete!
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January 20, 2009 at 17:48
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Slingbacks. White. Of course.
- January 20, 2009 at 17:46
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Slingbacks or strappy stilettoes.
- January 20, 2009 at 17:45
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Is that Michael Buffer announcing Barack?
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January 20, 2009 at 17:45
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Damn! That’s what I’m wearing!
- January 20, 2009 at 17:44
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Must be a bit of the North East about Michelle, no furry hats for
her.
Next she’ll be taking off her coat to reveal a halter neck top and
mini skirt.
- January 20, 2009 at 17:27
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I am in moderation
- January 20, 2009 at 17:26
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So, O.K., I quit work and forced dear old Maman to stop reading and switch
on her big LCD screen, so that I can try and locate Coco… Can I have a bit
more clues allowing me to do a quick search, especially since she prefers to
watch the German channel and I am not particularly fond of that language
BTW nasal clippers are super for any type of clipping on domestic pets, be
they cat, dogs or rabbit, big, medium or small so
it is a super prize to win
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January 20, 2009 at 17:23
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It’s a long time since a man has appreciated my peculiar charms, and,
although he’s more Alfred E Neuman than Paul Newman, I’ve even gone as far as
to put my teeth in.
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January 20, 2009 at 17:13
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Sorry I’ve been gone so long; as soon as Coco mentioned that Dubya might be
interested ‘romantically’, I had to rush off and put on me party frock and a
bit o’ lippy.
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January 20, 2009 at 17:18
- January 20, 2009 at 16:49
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Ooooooh! I’ve just been given a goody-bag! Hip-flask full of Captain
Morgan, glucose tablets and ……. some purple hearts. What are they for?
We have just gone on major alert. Some bastards are trying to spoil the
day. Will report back asap.
- January 20, 2009 at 16:45
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This place is seriously over-rated!
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January 20, 2009 at 16:49
- January 20, 2009 at 16:37
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Saul ……. These nasal trimmers …….. Are they any use on long-haired cats
arses …….. instead of using scissors?
- January 20, 2009 at 16:36
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Aretha has just signed an autograph for you Saul. Billy and Hilly have
buggered off for an hour and I have sent Obey for a lie-down and forty winks.
He’s getting twitchy now – so I told him to go and resume the arrogance we are
used to.
- January 20, 2009 at 16:26
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Nothing happening really at the moment. The atmosphere is tight though. I
feel like I am in a scene from Julius Caesar!
Or Macbeth! Especially when I look at some of the gear half of the women
have slung on. And I so wish that that they would not wear these perfumes that
they pay a fortune for ……… My nose is running.
- January 20, 2009 at 16:23
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The Blackpool (circa 1984)!!!
“Kiss Me Quick-Squeeze Me Slow”
I claim my rechargeable nasal hair trimmer.
- January 20, 2009 at 16:20
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No – not pill-box. It’s one of Marlene Dietrich’s cast-offs!
- January 20, 2009 at 16:18
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Is it me – because I have got high heels on – or is he getting shorter? I
haven’t seen him yet.
- January 20, 2009 at 16:16
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Can you get me Dustin Hoffman’s autograph please?
- January 20, 2009 at 16:14
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The rather petite red Pillbox?
- January 20, 2009 at 16:11
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I swear to God I have just seen Abe Lincoln standing at the top of the
stairs with JFK! Of all the phenomena! This is incredible!
- January 20, 2009 at 16:09
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Coco 01.20.09 at 3:50 pm
Errrrrrr
- January 20, 2009 at 16:09
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The nice Beret worn at a jaunty angle?
- January 20, 2009 at 16:08
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Bugger! I will copy and paste what I have put on the other thread. I am
hiding in the loo avoiding Jessie at the mo.
- January 20, 2009 at 16:04
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That nice Paisley Headscarf?
- January 20, 2009 at 16:02
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How nice of George to hold Michelle’s hand.
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