110,425 disappointed Dutchmen reluctantly settle for the wife.
Spain winning the world cup has had a dramatic effect on marital relations in Holland.
Dutch porn star @BobbiEden wanted to increase her Twitter following.
She offered a free ‘blow job’ to her relatively few followers if Holland won the world cup.
Within hours her following had shot up as 110,425 priapic and expectant Dutchmen signed up as followers. Realising the sheer impossibility of the task ahead of her, she recruited fellow porn stars @vickyvette, @misshybrid (worrying!) and @gabbyquiteros to help her achieve the arduous task.
Holland lost, and 110,425 Dutchwomen fled out of the kitchen door in search of an urgent task elsewhere.
The things you learn on the Internet.
h/t Romanian Times – if you were wondering what I was doing reading a Dutch porn site, go figure why I was perusing the Romanian Times.
July 12, 2010 at 21:12
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Purely for the purposes of sociological research, I went a-googling. Here
is the story in the Romanian Times:
http://www.romaniantimes.at/news/Around_the_World/2010-07-09/9601/Porn_star_blow_for_fans_
For those who want more of the same, please note that you should go to:
and not http://www.romaniantimes.com/. The latter is produced in
Portland, Oregon, and is distributed in local churches, so it may not have
quite the same style.
- July 12, 2010 at 10:22
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I think we all know that the Romanian Times pretty much covers the whole of
Euro-porn in its back pages, including rat-washing.
None of us realised you were a subscriber!
- July 12, 2010 at 10:51
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Now we know why The Times has started charging :
inclusion of the hot Romanian version.
I wonder whether an opera will be written about it ; Die
fliegende Holl
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