Ms Raccoon is temporarily indisposed again, so I offer you this Youtube item which is currently trending in the US.
I thought it should be part of your general education – for fear that a young lady, or gentleman, eyeing your pride and joy, and saying ‘I’m going to put a Hex on that’ might lead to you making your ‘excuses and leaving’ – in undignified haste. In fact the Hex will make your pride and joy look like the mighty Gerkin…
Charlie Sheen, the luvvie who recently revealed that his years of cocaine abuse and erratic behaviour had led to an HIV diagnosis, now says that his past life has led him to a ‘greater calling, a deeper calling’.
A beautifully luvvie statement which turns out to mean that he has been hired to flog these condoms. As opposed to those who, he claims, ‘that saw it [HIV] as an opportunity for their own gain’.
Who’d’a’thought putting a Hex on the world was a spiritual calling?