George Washington and ‘I can’t tell a lie’.
George Washington and the ‘I can’t tell a lie’ Cherry Tree fable is probably the most enduring myth about an American leader that any English schoolchild will remember. Even the myth has myths around it – the original book said ‘I can’t tell a lie’ – not ‘I cannot tell a lie’ as so oft repeated.
The myth was promulgated by an American author called Parson Weems who was roundly castigated for his inability to tell the truth:
“this charge of a want of veracity is brought against all Weems’s writings, it is probable he would have accounted it excusable to tell any good story to the credit of his heroes.”
Three centuries later, we are turning full circle on the subject of George Washington and ‘Truth’.
Ramin Ganeshram has a Master’s Degree in journalism, and later became interested in food, eventually training chefs as an instructor at the American Institute of Culinary Education. You might consider that a suitable pedigree for researching and writing of food matters.
She spent years researching the life and times of George Washington’s chef ‘Hercules’. She turned four years of research into a children’s book.
“I know these facts from the nearly four years of research I did with the aid of historians, largely, at the National Park Service’s President’s House site in Philadelphia, where my story is set. We know from first-hand accounts that Hercules was famous in his day as a towering culinarian — admired and in-charge….
Now that paragraph had three more words at the end of it – ‘despite his bondage’. Arghh! Bondage. Hercules was a Slave!
It is a matter of historical record that Washington had slaves originally – although unlike the other Founding Fathers, he had private misgivings and arranged in his will that all his slaves be released on his death.
Did he travel the country railing against slavery in the meantime? Probably not, any more than any other politician openly speaks about ‘hoped for’ changes in inflammatory laws. They bide their time, tentatively making small inroads into profound changes. Just witness the few politicians, subsequently revealed to be gay themselves, who spoke openly in favour of ‘gay marriage’.
Does that mean that he was a vile and cruel slave master? Probably not. Life isn’t that black and white.
Hercules eventually ran away on the President’s Birthday – not necessarily because he was being badly treated; we simply don’t know. What we do know was that his son Richmond had been working alongside him in the kitchens and was believed to have stolen some money from the President’s home.
Why does any of this matter? Because Ramin Ganeshram’s book ‘A Birthday Cake for George Washington’, written for children, has survived just 14 days on sale before the publishers were forced to withdraw it.
What could Ramin have possibly said that could cause such controversy? The answer is nothing. She had said nothing wrong. The problem was caused by the illustrator, acclaimed artist Vanessa Brantley-Newton.
Vanessa had had the temerity, the insensitivity, the wanton recklessness, to portray Hurcules and his daughter ‘smiling’ at some point in the endless days of drudgery and torment and horror that was a slave’s life…..
The discussion and criticism of the book has, instead, been focused on the literal face value of the characters. How could they smile? How could they be anything but unrelentingly miserable? How could they be proud to bake a cake for George Washington?
The publishers have issued a statement:
“While we have great respect for the integrity and scholarship of the author, […] the book may give a false impression of the reality of the lives of slaves and therefore should be withdrawn.
Unbelievable!
- Dioclese
January 19, 2016 at 9:09 am -
Political correctness apparently knows no bounds! The world has gone mad.
- The Blocked Dwarf
January 19, 2016 at 9:43 am -
*recalls fondly a gentler, kinder time when one, confronted with some piece of colonial nonsense such as warning labels on microwaves not to use as pet dryers, could roll one’s eyes heavenward and simply exclaim in a parental exasperated tone ‘Americans!’*
Nowadays I fear a large chunk of #Britshire will simply nod in approval, perhaps only pausing to tweet that Hercules probably should be referred to ONLY by his AFRICAN name.
- Cloudberry
January 19, 2016 at 10:20 am -
Banning it seems excessive and a great shame. In the “look inside” version on Amazon, there’s an “artist’s note”, which says, amongst other things, “While slavery in America was a vast injustice, my research indicates that Hercules and the other servants in George Washington’s kitchen took great pride in their ability to cook for a man of such great stature. That is why I have depicted them as happy people. There is a joy in what they have created through their intelligence and culinary talent”.
- Cloudberry
January 19, 2016 at 10:27 am -
Here’s more on the illustrator: http://www.wincbooks.com/VanessaBrantleyNewton.htm
- Pericles Xanthippou
January 19, 2016 at 11:08 am -
Boom! How lily-livered the publisher must be, not even to shew that picture to baying Washpostistas.
It might be instructive to re-publish the issue of the Rupert Bear annual that includes the story of his adventure on a tropical island in which he “meets a darkie”. In comparison the pictures of the Prophet (peace be &c.) in Charlie Hebdo would be as nothing!
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- Pericles Xanthippou
- Cloudberry
- Joe Public
January 19, 2016 at 10:47 am -
“George Washington and the ‘I can’t tell a lie’ Cherry Tree fable is probably the most enduring myth about an American leader that any English schoolchild will remember.”
Whereas Bill Clinton and the ‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman’ fable is probably the most enduring myth about an American leader that any English adult will remember.
- Pericles Xanthippou
January 19, 2016 at 11:15 am -
The phrase ‘with that woman’ and the recently discussed ‘to charge the man’ are comparable: they indicate the breeding of those now running society: the inevitable result, I’m afraid, of universal equal suffrage.
Meanwhile I have the pleasure of watching Mrs. Blackbird (no relation, of course, but when are we supposed to start calling them African birds?) voraciously picking the little berries off the tree, whose name I’ve forgotten, outside my office window.
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- Pericles Xanthippou
- Bandini
January 19, 2016 at 11:54 am -
The illustrator has re-blogged a well-written defence of the book by the writer here:
http://oohlaladesignstudio.blogspot.com.es/2016/01/the-first-bite-slicing-through-birthday.html
Some of the comments are enlightening, in a ‘these people are insane’ kind of way. Pity the young children who have to endure bedtime stories from them!“This book makes light of the 400 years of pain, rape, bondage, and suffering that millions of Blacks endured.”
- The Blocked Dwarf
January 19, 2016 at 12:42 pm -
One wonders if the book makes mention of the fact Hercules, being smiled at so lovingly by his daughter on the cover, abandoned the same daughter to a life of slavery when he escaped on Washington’s (Next?) Birthday? The daughter wasn’t even manumitted after Washington’s death.
So he left a ‘cushy’ number of being a respected chef, with the freedom to earn money, the freedom to dress to impress the ladies and the freedom to go where he wanted around town to go on the run . Slavery is all it’s forms is despicable of course but if one is to be enslaved then one might do far worse than Hercules.
- Peter Raite
January 19, 2016 at 12:57 pm -
Soemthing of a side-ways step, but late last year there was a programme in which a black academic came up with a convincing arguement that the unremitting focus on slavery is both counter-productive and misleading about the reality of life in London in particular before young master Wilberforce did his stuff. Although some people now chaff at every “token” non-white face in a historical crowd on TV and in films, he demonstrated that there had long been a small but soldily recorded non-white population in London who were – most importantly – free before the end of slavery, many of whom were successful in their chosen trades. To not include them in the history taught today, so deny them a voice in favour of the standard tales of slavery, merely fosters a victim complex.
- JuliaM
January 19, 2016 at 1:18 pm -
Peter, it seems you’re assuming that those pushing this don’t want to foster a victim complex. Au contraire…
- Peter Raite
January 19, 2016 at 4:27 pm -
Oh, I don’t assume anything of the sort. This is, though, less about those pushing that line, and more about those who only ever hear that line, and who would benefit from an alternative viewpoint.
In a similar vein, I have enough of an interest in the First World War to know that the contribution made by non-white colonial troops, yet this is an aspect that is only relatively recently being acknowledged in mainstream coverage. Much is made of the fact that some communities feel alienated from British society, yet the common histories that bind us are often ignored. I do remember once discussing the First World War with a Bengali colleague, and she was genuinely shocked to hear how many troops from India as a whole took part in the conflict.
- Peter Raite
- JuliaM
- JuliaM
January 19, 2016 at 1:17 pm -
If books can be withdrawn for ‘maybe giving a false impression of reality’ I suppose we are at least free of the MiseryLit ouvre…
- Mudplugger
January 19, 2016 at 9:41 pm -
And the next Labour Party manifesto too.
- Ted Treen
January 20, 2016 at 11:20 am -
Retort of the week!
- Ted Treen
- Mudplugger
- Gaye Dalton
January 19, 2016 at 1:17 pm -
I found it more significant that Gordon Ramsey’s 18th century precursor was of African extraction…you don’t see NEARLY enough about black (is that word still ok?) superstar chefs for kids to identify with.
I have always felt that American white people in the 18th century must have needed a break from raping and torturing their slaves occasionally.
Most slaves were not treated any differently to their “free” white counterparts in Europe…some were treated far better…the terrible crime was that the master had an absolute legal right to abuse them terribly, not that he had nothing better to do than use that right all day, every day.
- The Blocked Dwarf
January 19, 2016 at 1:36 pm -
the terrible crime was that the master had an absolute legal right to abuse them terribly
Someone was on Radio 4 the other day making a similar, and I thought, telling point. The word ‘slavery’ gets misused a lot these days. Historically the STATE denied slaves any kind of legal right, an Uncle Tom slave had NO legal rights. Today’s ‘slaves’ (‘sex slaves’) are denied their rights by INDIVIDUALS. That 12 year old Romanian junky has all the Human Rights we all have, she is denied them by her pimp.
- Gaye Dalton
January 19, 2016 at 3:08 pm -
The “sex slaves” thing seems to be mostly a load of codswallop…nobody (me and the Met included) can ever find any unless:
a) They are illegal immigrants seeking residency
b) They are offered the alternative of criminal chargesPimps are very rare (always were, check out the Ripper’s victims)…though fictional pimps are quite fashionable these days https://mymythbuster.wordpress.com/the-pimp-that-wasnt-there/
- Gaye Dalton
January 19, 2016 at 3:15 pm -
On reflection, I think we need to lose the term “slavery” in any circumstances except where the legal rights of an individual are owned and can be transferred to another by sale.
Even the most horrific tales of forced labour, like the drowning of mussel pickers in Morcambe Bay simply do not meet that criteria. So let us call forced labour “forced labour”, and slavery “slavery” and cease to conflate them.
- Pericles Xanthippou
January 19, 2016 at 4:13 pm -
Gaye, I do believe you’re asking for more precision in the use of English. I don’t think Lord Hall-Hall would approve: next thing he knew you’d have him telling his staff to stop referring to a major as a grand slam!
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- Pericles Xanthippou
- Gaye Dalton
- The Blocked Dwarf
- gareth
January 19, 2016 at 1:24 pm -
“Unbelievable!”
Sadly all too believable I fear
(and Grrrreat that Raccooning is back)
- Ed P
January 19, 2016 at 1:58 pm -
Africans were enslaving other Africans, usually from neighbouring tribes, long before the Brits, etc., turned it into a major business. And in some places, they still are.
But how pathetic this publisher must be, quailing at the prospect of SJWs banging on the door and demanding compensation and apologies.
OOM Scholastic will never receive a penny of mine, regardless of what they might publish.- Joe Public
January 19, 2016 at 8:27 pm -
Certain North African muslims were also slavers.
Of Brits as well as Africans
http://www.amazon.co.uk/White-Gold-Giles-Milton/dp/0340794704
- Joe Public
- Peter Raite
January 19, 2016 at 4:40 pm -
It is worth noting that both Ramin Ganeshram and illustrator Vanessa Brantley-Newton have black heritage. Ganeshram’s statement at Brantley-Newton’s page below (which begins with “Writing about history…”) is worth reading in full:
http://oohlaladesignstudio.blogspot.co.uk/
- robbo
January 19, 2016 at 6:47 pm -
The first slaves in america where white europeans, they were called indentured sevants, theres a book about them called they were white and thewere slaves
Robbie Burns nearly became one! - Hereward Unbowed.
January 20, 2016 at 8:50 am -
When they started on Enid Blyton, I knew that. the fundamentalists of PC would force march us all to Noddy Land.
A smiling slave, dear God?
Even in dire adversity and under extreme stress – human beings can manage to smile, grimace. We’ve all heard of trench humour before going over the top in Flanders fields and in another conflict, about those golden lads during the late summer of 1940 on the airfields of Kent, waiting for the call some barely 18 years of age, three months service was all they expected to manage, knowing that their lack of flying hours and combat inexperience would likely see them immediately shot out of the sky. Those loons! All they did was laugh, josh and smile and shoot down ME 109’s of course.
Maybe, a philosopher savante or, where she subconsciously knew that, compared to, a life of grind in George Washington’s family house was infinitely preferable with a savagely shortened life of cruel crudity in West Africa – who knows…..
Whose values?
Then, why do, these politically correct numb heads attempt to extend their inanely ill considered conventions, customs and ideas on to figures from the past?
Out of sheer desperation do they pursue their ends but in a culture that has been razed by the nihilists of stupidity, any longer there is nothing to knock down.
These types are slaves to their own prejudice.
- Major Bonkers
January 21, 2016 at 9:59 am -
I can’t help thinking that employing a surly slave as a cook would be a hostage to fortune, in the same way that tanked-up Brits going to the Tandoori Restaurant and loudly calling for the ‘Lager Wallah’ are likely to find some additional unwelcome ingredients – Cream of Sum Yung Guy, and so on – in their curries.
Why ‘Hercules’ and not ‘Epicurus’?
- Jimbob McGinty
January 21, 2016 at 2:21 pm -
Ah, PC, the school of thought based upon the proposition that you can always pick up a turd by the clean end. The one thing that has always amazed me is that anyone even pays attention to, let alone bends over backwards to accomodate, the deranged, barely coherent spittle-flecked whining of the army of righteous hair-trigger offence-takers. I love waving my copy of Agatha Christie’s ‘Ten Little Niggers’ at them.
- Rossa
January 21, 2016 at 7:59 pm -
We never seem to get books written about the plight of men being pressganged into ‘slavery’ in the Navy. Kidnapped off the streets or tricked into manning the ships our Empire was built on. But then, they’re only white men….no SJWs to fight for them.
- Nerezza
January 22, 2016 at 12:24 pm -
Oh no, a happy picture? How very dare they! It must be banned immediately! Not enough people know that slaves were often mistreated – we must let the world know by banning this book!
On a side note, Wind in the Willows gives a “false representation of the reality of the lives” of toads. They can’t talk or drive. It’s a scandal. Why haven’t we banned it yet?
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