You are too late. Should have called in earlier. She’s already left.
She has jetted off to sunny Glasgow to attend a seminar on Moral Panic.
She thinks Marrakech would have been a better idea too.
Assuming she survives a Scottish spring day or two, she will be back on Sunday.
More than one link in a comment, and you will be in moderation – until I get back.
Please pause at the honesty box on your way out and at least try to look as though you are putting something in there…I have now found a market for second hand buttons.
h/t to Jabba the Cat for image.