His and her’s diary
Her Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.
He agreed, but he didn’t say much.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, “Nothing.”
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smailed slightly, and kept driving.
I can’t explain his behaviour – I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love you, too.”
When we got home, I felt as I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.
But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep – I cried.
I don’t know what to do.
I’m almost sure that his thought are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
His Diary:
Motorcycle won’t start … can’t figure out why.
SBML
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November 10, 2011 at 15:58 -
OK, I’m an apostrophe wonk. Her’s??? I wait with bated breath for my first sighting of a hi’s
His, Hers, Its.
Sorry, back to my cave.
Like the blog, btw -
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November 10, 2011 at 16:51 -
Spot on. This very scenario happened at Nowhere Towers only last week.
Turned out to be a sticky choke lever.
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November 10, 2011 at 17:36 -
Made me laugh!
I’ll bet Vicky Pyrce’s diary wasnt so cute -
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November 10, 2011 at 19:07 -
I’m appalled, appalled I say, at this sexist stereotyping of men. I demand Laurie Penny writes a piece to counterbalance it, so I can have a good laugh.
I’ll get my coat too…
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November 10, 2011 at 19:36 -
Well done, that Sad but Mad Lad there! It is the cleanest version of this tale that I have ever read!
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November 10, 2011 at 21:15 -
So true. Made me smile.
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November 10, 2011 at 21:22 -
I won’t say anything, but I’ll get my coat
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November 10, 2011 at 22:24 -
I never have a problem knowing why my motorcycles won’t start, thats my business, paying for the parts is a different matter………
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November 11, 2011 at 01:45 -
I’m nothing like that guy. I don’t have a motorbike. I do have emotions. So there.
I’ll get me coat.
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November 11, 2011 at 04:37 -
a wife who spends all day shopping with friends , wants to go out to dinner, spends all the time thinking about her own feelings and in bed is less attractive than a motor bike.
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November 11, 2011 at 14:30 -
“a wife who spends all day shopping with friends , wants to go out to dinner, spends all the time thinking about her own feelings and in bed is less attractive than a motor bike.
Very modern I suppose.”Thats why us boyz have Harleys. Wind in your hair ( whats left off it), 55mph top gear on a Harley — a nice place to be
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November 11, 2011 at 17:00 -
And all she had to say was “Did you remember to clean the plugs.”
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November 12, 2011 at 15:13 -
Well, it’s hard to concentrate on emotional empathy when you’ve got something on your mind.
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November 12, 2011 at 21:24 -
Maybe,but when a 40 year old 750 cc Norton Commando blows you away on your 2011 Fatbob Harley with an engine nearly 1000 cc bigger, you don’t half feel a fool, I know it happened to me last year in Texas. Back home it was good to get back to riding bikes that can trash the national speed limit in first gear………..
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