Molière’s Monsieur Tartuffe would have been proud of the Maire of Neuville-en-Ferrain, near Lille.

“Cachez ce sein que je ne saurais voir!“

A bust of ‘Marianne’ is essential in every formal office of the Mairie. It is under ‘Marianne’s’ gaze that each young couple is married. Unfortunately, the bust of Marianne that Maire Cord had purchased some years ago, was more embonpoint than was the taste of his community. ‘Too busty to be a bust’ was their decision, so it has now been replaced with a slimmer version of Marianne, much to the amusement of the French media today.

Meanwhile in the UK, Rigby and Peller are pleased to announce that they have introduced a 48N cup to their regular range of large size bras. In France, anything over a 36B sees you sent off in disgrace to the ‘outsize department’….

Pity the Sunday Sport went ‘tits up’ yesterday, they had their knockers (Saul) but they would have loved these titbits…..

Saul April 2, 2011 at 15:47

That would get a storm brewing amongst the feminista.

Engineer April 2, 2011 at 15:10

If they ever get to a T-cup, would that be ‘the cup that cheers’?

Woodsy42 April 2,
2011 at 14:50

Maybe they should donate the old one to this shop on Bedfordshire?
http://tinyurl.com/3mukgyx

Engineer April 2, 2011 at 14:59

The complaining teacher was livid that the shop wasn’t called ‘Nice
Buns’….

Pericles April
2, 2011 at 18:41

Speaking as a tushy man, I find ‘Nice Buns’ the more attractive
title.

ΠΞ

Engineer April 2, 2011 at 14:40

48N? There was a rumour floating about that Cammell Laird were doing
sub-contract work for Rigby and Peller. From the illustration in the link
above, it could keep a couple of dry-docks occupied for some time.

I suppose the alternative is a couple of pit-props with castors.

Saul April 2, 2011 at 11:34

I imagine Gloria is wondering why her ears are twitching.

Engineer April 2, 2011 at 15:58

But the straps are supposed to go over the shoulders, not the ears….

Livewire April 2, 2011 at 10:55

“It was the bust of times, it was the worst of times”

Livewire April 2, 2011 at 11:24

When the Dickens novel was published in Germany it started with “It was
the best of wurst”

Lorenzo April 2, 2011 at 10:05

Glad to see you keeping abreast of important issues.

Furor Teutonicus
April 2, 2011 at 10:04

XX A tale of Two Titties. XX

Damn, and here was me thinking it was a post about Clegg and Commyron.

Anna
Raccoon April 2, 2011 at 11:20

Nah, its Saturday, we try to take a break from that lot at the
week-end…..

Saul April 2, 2011 at 11:37

The Sunday Sport was well known for providing something for the
weekend….

Saul April 2, 2011 at 11:38

That’s two for the price of one.

Saul April 2, 2011 at 09:32

Such a shame, at first they were, bouncy, perky and fun.

Gravitas was bound to get them in the end…

Saul April 2, 2011 at 09:18

Have they gone bust?