Dear Mr Zuckerberg
âThanks for your feedback. Over time, this information helps us deliver more relevant adverts to you.â
I donât want relevant ads. In fact I donât want ads at all. Youâve managed to provide me with even less relevant ads each time, so why even bother to provide me with that platitude when I explain why I donât want the stupid ads? If I dismiss an ad for a poxy mobile phone I donât desire, why serve it up again? Who are you to tell me I need to lose weight? Do you really think Iâm at all interested in credit cards, foreign holidays, satellite television, or a million-and-one other things? None of the ads youâve ever served up have been relevant to me, ever.
I realise Iâm just advertising fodder to make you even richer, but please just stop it. I have an adblocker installed in my browser. Sadly, you keep circumventing it, and itâs beginning to wear my patience thinner. Every time I refresh the page, I have to block the same ad again. Itâs boring, but I refuse to kowtow and let you litter my home page and profile page with adverts for stuff I donât want.
I know youâre not listening to me. If you were, youâd have deleted my account for me due to the expletives Iâve showered across the comments box each time I dismiss an ad. I only remained a member of your stupid social network because all my friends were there and I enjoyed the company. If it wasnât for my loyalty to my friends, Iâd never have joined in the first place.
In fact, stuff your social network! Iâve done with it. I know you wonât miss me, but Iâm out of here. Good riddance to Facebook!