++Exclusive++Mug of the Year++Exclusive++
A boxed and certificated mug dating to 2010 exclusively available from the Raccoon shopping centre.
Features a background of the Houses of Parliament in Asian sepia overlaid with a commemorative portrait in full colour of possibly the shortest lived shadow Home Secretary ever.
The edge rimmed with guilt, and inscribed with the dates during which the incumbent clung to his taxpayer revenue.
Guilt edged wording at the base to immortalise his renowned conversation with the fragrant Joanna.
Hand painted in Chinese vegetable dye – guaranteed to fade from memory at the earliest opportunity.
Pre-order now – expected shipment date 17/11/2010. This item will be shipped to you on the first payment of £66. 12 monthly payments of £166 will be deducted from your bank account without further explanation.
(Copy of Electoral Law included for display purposes only, believed to be the personal property of an MP – this edition glossed with margin notes of historical interest – will be offered for sale at a future date)
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November 14, 2010 at 22:26
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Or not. here.
- November 14, 2010 at 22:25
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Thread going tabloid. Obo the Clown teeshirt…
- November 14, 2010 at 22:20
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Not that I’m aware of, but stickers could be produced for a one time
effect.
Stickers would also adhere to the back wall of a urinal, of course…
- November 14, 2010 at 19:45
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Is it available as a gazunder* as well? A photo of the former Sad and Old
member open mouthed on the base inside would be a satisfying target.
* For those wondering, a gazunder ought not be put back under after
nighttime use as the steam will rust the bed springs.
- November 14, 2010 at 17:12
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November 14, 2010 at 16:59
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Sorry – a mug is the wrong item.
This is a more suitable item ->
- November 14, 2010 at 16:40
- November 14, 2010 at 16:06
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Anna and I have been playing:
http://politicsshop.spreadshirt.co.uk/.
The thinking is to make a donation to ElectionLeaflets.org from the
Woolarse mugs, but we’d welcome comments on the quality if anyone actually
*wants* one.
Working on Redwood with the chorus from Land of My Fathers:
“Wales! Wales! favoured land of Wales!
While sea her wall, may naught
befall
To mar the old language of Wales.”
The problem there is legally bulletproof pics from the very blurred
video.
- November 14, 2010 at
16:39
- November 14, 2010 at 11:49
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Oh NO NO NO , far to cheaply priced!, people will not buy just any cheap
old tat (new tat even) there has to be a premium on it. Can I get discounts on
bulk orders for Greek nights at my local taverna?
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November 14, 2010 at 11:46
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Claps , particularly like ” the edge rimmed with guilt” !
- November 14, 2010 at 09:49
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I’d like one of John Redwood’s political demise please, depicting him with
mouth open. It should be inscribed with the words of the Welsh National
Anthem.
- November 13, 2010 at 17:57
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Can you do one some for me to give to members of the labour party(scottish
branch)
The mug should be in memory of IAN GRAY-LEADER OF THE LABOUR GROUP
IN THE SCOTTISH PARLIAMENT.
Alex salmond used mr gray to wipe the floor of
the chamber every week at FMQs,mr gray should be remembered for his
contribution to the floor cleaning industry.
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November 13, 2010 at 15:17
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Wonderful
Watch this space…..
- November 13, 2010 at 14:31
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Can I claim for one on expenses?
- November
13, 2010 at 14:26
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I think you meant ‘possibly the shortest lived shadow immigration minister
ever’.
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