Following on the recent launch of our Dioclese.co.uk special papal souvenirs, here’s some more items from Pope Benedict ‘Kiss the Ring Tour’ range :
Feeling unclean? Then try our Benedict brand Pope on a Roap soap!
Please note this product is not suitable for use on the genital areas of young children
Yours for the trifling sum of £14.99
Get the most out of Pope Bendict’s UK tour with our new publication ‘Papal Visits for Dummies’.
This updated book gives you the invaluable insights you need. Learn how to get the best seats at personal appearences; how to ensure that your name is included in the papal blessing; how to obtain direct absolution for all your sins.
These and many, many more for only £49.99
Get the power of the Pope in your pocket with your very own Pope Benedict talking key ring.
Made from high quality genuine polyurethane, you can always rely on this Pope to absolve you from the rigours of everyday sinning. Just give him a little squeeze and hear the Pope announce ‘In Nomine Patre, Te Absolvo!
A bargain at £15.99 – batteries not required (runs on faith)
Here a little novelty item sure to please!
You’ve seen those pens where you turn the it upside down and the girl’s clothes fall off? Well, here’s a chance to own your very own ‘Naked Pope Pen’. Just turn it upside down, and watch that cassock fall away.
Breaks the ice at any party for only £9.99
Still trying for that perfect cocktail? Well, the answer is in the timing!
Just throw your intoxicating mixture into our ’3 Hail Marys Cocktail Shaker’ and shake away. The speaker in the bottom recites 3 Hail Marys at the perfect pace to ensure your cocktail pours out just the right moment.
A perfect drink and absolution all at the same time for just £39.99
Just watch this space for more items from our exciting range coming soon…