Willetts Woolly Waffle.
Much-Slagging-In-The-Media is a curious village.
It has a language of its own, words such as ‘poverty’, ‘discriminated’, and ‘progressive’ which have a meaning unsuspected in the real world outside the village boundary.
It has its own parliament, comprised of Labour Ministers who ‘didn’t really lose the election’ – it was stolen from them by the perfidious Lib-Dems.
It has its own broadcasting network, the BBC, which carefully selects the importance village inhabitants are groomed to place on world events; allocating more time to the incredible spectacle of the FIFA inspectors managing to walk down a whole flight of stairs before gratefully accepting a lift in a golf buggy to be conveyed the 200 yards to their destination than it did to the deaths of 15 tourists in Thailand.
It is rare that outsiders venture into this topy turvy land. Over the week-end, one did. David Willetts. Conservative Minister for Universities and Skills.
He arrived at the top of the High Street and proceeded to beat his drum. ‘Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Universities should set aside a specific number of places for children from poor backgrounds’. The village idiots loved it – this was proof of what they had been saying all along, those with rich parents secured all the places and it was money that determined university places.
It is nonsense. It speaks to the myth that University entrance is all about ‘AS’ level results, and that it is easier to get good ‘AS’ level results if your parents are rich enough to secure a private education for you.
The ‘AS’ level results that the media love to trumpet; (‘twins sweep the board with five ‘AS’ levels each’ is a perennial winner), is less than a third of the hurdle to enter University. A minor part.
Universities have survived for hundreds of years by gaming the system. The game is this. Good school pupils make good students. Good students get good degrees. Good degrees results are reflected in University league tables. Good league tables attract research grants. Good research grants attract good tutors. Good tutors achieve good degree results, thus completing the circle. At no point is the amount of money that the parents have part of that cycle.
What Universities really want is students that are happy to play their part in that life cycle. True, good ‘AS’ levels prove that you have the motivation and application that make it seem likely you will continue to be a good student, but they could also be a complete fluke; which is why the other two thirds of the test are applied. They also give you the opportunity – either in writing or in person – to sell them the idea of ‘you’ as a good student, and they give your teacher or other reference a similar chance to ‘sell’ them the idea.
My colleague at Aberystwyth, who like me, also gained one of two coveted ‘First’s, was a scrap metal dealer who had spent several years languishing in a mental hospital following a spectacular mental breakdown which in itself had followed a lengthy prison sentence which he was the first to admit had been thoroughly deserved! Like me, he had never sat an exam in his life, no ‘AS’ level, no ‘O’ levels, no 11+. He was dyslexic, could barely read and write, and still, sadly, somewhat in difficulties with his mental health. He had been through three divorces, and was stony broke. You would be hard pressed to find a more ‘underprivileged’ undergraduate.
Was he admitted because his parents were poor? Or even because he was poor? Nope, he gained his place because he was passionate about his desire to learn; because he had dictated a passionate plea to the tutors, long before any ‘A’ level results were published, asking to be admitted; when that letter wasn’t answered speedily to his satisfaction (being unaware of university holidays) he turned up on their doorstep and badgered every tutor he met until one took him to the Dean – and there he laid out his case to be allowed to study his subject. He got his place. No amount of ‘AS’ levels could have superseded his place. He rewarded them with a stunning First, and went on to (almost complete)a PhD, unfortunately he died before completing it – did I mention that he was suffering from a terminal illness? God rest him.
I followed a similar path, obtaining my place long before results were published, just as well, for I had never sat an exam either. Another student was incapable of taking down notes verbatim – her English was too poor, but we would pool notes and she would spend hours with a Dictionary translating the results. She had travelled half way round the world, from a poor village in China; half the village was contributing to her fees. She had no help from any authority – she was allegedly a ‘rich’ foreign student – so rich that we took it in turns to feed her! – yet her dedication was boundless.
That University was oversubscribed. So why do you imagine that they gave away these places before the results were published? The answer is simple, what universities are looking for is drive and motivation, a willingness to learn – ‘AS’ results are a minor part of the way that they rate that.
I am prepared to believe that those who attend a state school have that drive and determination knocked out of them long before the time comes to write a letter explaining why you should be given a chance to attend University. I am prepared to believe that private schools take care to nurture that spirit of independence. As do the sort of parents that make the sacrifice necessary to send a child to private school.
To imply that simply because your parents don’t have money, you should be forgiven an attempt at the other opportunities that are available to show that you are good University material and given a place anyway, is providing a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. If you have drive and motivation to learn, the Universities want you – no amount of government legislation is going to make them want you any more than they do now – which is ‘lots’. You are their lifeblood.
I see Gary Lineker, multi-millionaire, footballing royalty, is complaining bitterly that the Universities don’t seem to want his son…perhaps that is where the drive for Universities to accept those with lower exam results is really coming from, the parents of the feckless rich, who can’t accept that it was never about money, but about motivation and application.
Willetts has backed a scheme at King’s College London, in which 50 state school pupils from the capital’s poorest boroughs are admitted to medicine courses with lower grades than other applicants. What is King’s College going to do next? Drop the requirements for a degree in Medicine? Do we want more sub standard Doctors than we have now? Or send 50 former state school pupils on their way in life with four years debt and no degree? What relevance to their ability and motivation to study is the fact that they live in the poorest boroughs? If that really is the criteria by which they have been judged, we are either going to have some very unhappy future patients, or some very unhappy former students.
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August 24, 2010 at 14:57 -
Could it be that David Willetts has had both his brains washed by the bien pensants?
Incidentally, GCSE statistics today look like the percentage of votes in favour of the GDR’s Social Unity Party. We used to mock the latter but are expected to take the former seriously.
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August 24, 2010 at 16:09 -
My life to date:
Comprehensive school -> Cambridge University (no ‘positive’ discrimination I might add) -> Investment bank.
Is that what they mean by ‘progressive’?
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August 24, 2010 at 16:11 -
Clearly I didn’t learn to spell on the way.
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August 24, 2010 at 18:43 -
people are stupid
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August 24, 2010 at 18:59 -
Thank you, Anna, for nailing several myths in one piece and for correctly identifying what universities actually want from their students. There remains a mismatch between those goals and the declared standard offer in most subjects (3As, A A B or ABB) but these are a filtering device to weed out the lazy and clueless. A student with poor predicted grades but a stunning reference and personal statement will frequently find their way through to a place because of staff advocacy. And public and private schools have a nasty tendency to inflate predicted grades so the offer of a place does always become an actual place.
So here are two real current examples from a department at a Russell Group Uni.
Student A comes from a public school. His original predicted results were B C C, his application was declined. The school then revised his predicted grades to A A B and he was offered a place. His actual results were B C D. Whether he got a place somewhere I have no idea.
Student B comes from a comprehensive. She comes from a troubled background and has major health problems. Her predicted grades were B C C, but her personal statement and reference were remarkable. She was placed on the reserve list and when the exam results were revealed, despite her actually getting 3Cs, she was admitted on the basis of references and phone interview. She is going to be a star student, not just another example of A-level fodder.
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