Derek Bird shot a singing kettle? Nope.
FIFE’S favourite children’s’ entertainers were caught up in this week’s horrific shootings in the Lake District.
How dreadful for them. Were they among the injured? The dead? Did they suffer a near miss? Were they interviewed by police as witnesses?
Cast member Kevin Macleod was […] locked in a Boots store in the town for over an hour after movement in the town ground to a halt and the streets were cleared by police.
That is the slimmest thread by which a ‘local angle’ has been appended to a national story I have seen since the infamous ‘local man left earthquake town days before disaster struck – 4,000 dead’.