I got her from a bar down in old Soho
Where you don’t stay long
Or you catch a dose of Ebola
E-B-O-L-A Ebola

She walked up to me and she asked for a job
And I asked her name
And in a dark brown voice she said Loloahi
L-O-L-O Loloahi

Well she’d left Tonga just a week before
And I’d never ever hired illegals before
But Loloahi smiled and she looked the part
And said ‘OK lady, when do I start?’

Well I’m not the sharpest knife in the tray
But when she showed me her papers, they looked OK
They said ‘Loloahi’

I fired her today
I rushed to see Gord
I begged and implored
I got down on my knees
And he said I have his full support

Well I’m not the world’s most clever QC
But I know why Gordon appointed me …

The rules are the rules but it’s just a mistake
I got mixed up, muddled up in good faith
Over Loloahi

Nick Drew

1
Woman on a Raft
May 28, 2010 at 13:36

Nick Drew is an evil genius. Mwahahahah.

2
Gloria Smudd
May 28, 2010 at 14:34

I second that remark. (any excuse to do the evil laugh ….. Mwahahahaha…)

3
JuliaM
May 28, 2010 at 15:57

/applause

4
JohnRS
May 28, 2010 at 16:35

*big chuckles*

5
Eleanor
May 28, 2010 at 22:57

Snort.

Courtesy of FarFrom. Don’t want to be accused of plagiarism.

6
Macheath
May 28, 2010 at 16:51

Utterly brilliant!

7
Elsie
May 28, 2010 at 17:21

“Utterly brilliant!”
Absolutely.!

8
Biffo
May 28, 2010 at 17:56

That needs to go on YouTube – to delight us proles & to humiliate Baroness Scotland further). I guess with the Coalition, she’s now lost her fat cat high pay high status job? YES, there is a God.