Gordon may have temporarily tried to align himself with the hip and ethical âInnocent Smoothieâ healthy eating business on his trip to their headquarters two days ago, and whilst he narrowly missed being photographed under a sign which read âYou can’t polish a turdâ…but you can roll it in glitterâ he did for a brief few hours, escape being tarnished by the Coke scandals in Glasgow.
Not for long â Coke was dogging his footsteps.
The curse of Jonah was close behind â Coke as in Coca-Cola has just taken a controlling interest in âInnocent Smoothiesâ.
Coco-Cola has bought 58% of the shares in total now, the final tranche of shares being bought from one of the two original backers, a sale in the making that must surely have been known by the company before Jonahâs arrival.
Coke, Glasgow, we will get to the bottom of all thisâ¦â¦.