Things go better with Coke….
Things go better with Coke, they say in Glasgow, bastion of Labour support for Gordon Brown.
Gordon may have temporarily tried to align himself with the hip and ethical ‘Innocent Smoothie’ healthy eating business on his trip to their headquarters two days ago, and whilst he narrowly missed being photographed under a sign which read “You can’t polish a turd …but you can roll it in glitter” he did for a brief few hours, escape being tarnished by the Coke scandals in Glasgow.
Not for long – Coke was dogging his footsteps.
The curse of Jonah was close behind – Coke as in Coca-Cola has just taken a controlling interest in ‘Innocent Smoothies’.
Coco-Cola has bought 58% of the shares in total now, the final tranche of shares being bought from one of the two original backers, a sale in the making that must surely have been known by the company before Jonah’s arrival.
Coke, Glasgow, we will get to the bottom of all this…….
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April 9, 2010 at 17:52 -
Was it in 1911 or 1913 that the US Bureau of Chemistry began a legal action against Coca Cola because it had removed cocaine from the ingredients of its drink and was therefore trading under false descriptions? So what is Gordon’s next election promise? To put the cocaine back into Coke?
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April 9, 2010 at 22:41 -
I would feel at least reassured that the entire Labour Government were coked out their collective little brains.
This would at least explain the utter screw up they have made of governing the country.
But NO! I suspect it is just they are incompetent muppets who between them have the collective work experience a school kid.
Most of them have never had a job in their lives that was not paid from by the public purse, union dues or the voluntary sector.
Oh by God they know how to spend money. But they have not god the slightest clue about generating money.
Global Gordons bright idea when we run out of money was to borrow more, when we run out of money to borrow they just started to print more money.
You just could not make this up. ZaNu Labour would make Mugabe cringe.
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