If finding a compliant female who does your bidding exactly to your requirements is your goal in life – (Ed: then you are on the wrong blog for a start) I may have just the woman for you.
Professor Hiroshi Ishiguro has just introduced her to an expectant world.
She can do ‘sly grins’, ‘angry glares’ (anyone masochistic enough to programme her to do that?) and totally fake smiles.
“Her rubberised face has a rather insane amount of flexibility, enabling it to pull off
(Ed: I think you missed off the end of that sentence Ms Raccoon)
She will cost you a mere £70,000 for a lifetime’s rubberised compliance.
So far she has been tested in hospitals, where patients apparently found her presence reassuring – they probably thought she was about to finally get them a bed pan.
Rumours that the Labour party have used the remainder of the Unite funds to order 40 million of them for delivery before the expected May 6th election are probably unfounded – the Lord of All He Surveys has assured us that no more than 70,000 will be required in key marginal seats to deliver the outcome that hard working British families least deserve.
The savings thus generated from the original over calculation will be applied to updating the Harman model to reflect the ‘multi-cultural expectations in robotic monsters’ of the population.