Making Money on-line…..
Donna Simpson is 5’4″ and weighs 45 stone.
She has a pay per view web site where hundreds of men gather every day to watch her scoff her way into the record books at a ‘hoped for’ 72 stone.The £8 a month cost of watching this bizarre spectacle pays for Donna’s £400 a week food bill.
She has a partner, Phillipe who is all of 13 stone and 6′ 4″ tall. He says he gets aroused helping Donna wash ‘her rolls of fat in the shower‘.
The result of this arousal was a daughter, Jacqueline.
When Jacqueline was born in 2007, it took a team of 19 Doctors and Nurses to deliver her. Whether they were all searching the folds for Jacqueline or Father Phillipe is not recorded.
Words fail me. Truly the web is an extraordinary place.
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March 15, 2010 at 19:34 -
I’ve just been reading about this !
I believe she was the worlds fattest mum when she gave birth to her daughter, now she’s going for worlds fattest women ?!
Indeed it’s very bizarre . . . -
March 15, 2010 at 19:39 -
I…
I just…
Nope! I’m speechless…
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March 15, 2010 at 19:43 -
“Fart and give us a clue.”
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March 15, 2010 at 19:57 -
Well, its paid work so a definite improvement over the Jeremy Kyle fixated similarly sized cretins this side of the pond.
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March 15, 2010 at 20:28 -
and my ex-wife told me she was skint.
the cow
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March 15, 2010 at 21:55 -
If you wanna be the best.
And you wanna beat the rest.
Oooo ooo.
Dedication’s what you need.Is this much different from pacific island cultures that venerate weighty women?(Or is that polynesians?)
There is perhaps a point where being a feeder slips from a mutual fetish to abuse.
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March 15, 2010 at 22:38 -
Re-arrange the following three words into a well-known phrase or saying…
FAIL WORDS ME.
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March 15, 2010 at 22:47 -
I heard she broke her leg and gravy poured out…
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March 16, 2010 at 02:30 -
I didn’t know that Jacqui Smith was wearing glasses now.
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March 16, 2010 at 07:53 -
I heard her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard
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March 16, 2010 at 08:59 -
Dear God in heaven!!………………AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
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March 16, 2010 at 09:08 -
At least her severe form of mental illness is less damaging to others that that of our Fathead Gordon’s brain disorder.
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March 16, 2010 at 09:35 -
Still, mustn’t scoff at ambition.
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March 16, 2010 at 13:06 -
I know a woman who swallowed a horse.
She’s dead of course.
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