Introducing my Pet Labour Troll. No need to look behind you – he’s there, on your right, in the sidebar!
Having a pet troll around your web site is a comforting experience, when you wake in the early hours there is always someone to talk to. A Pet Labour Troll will ensure that you are never at a loss for an infuriating conversation.
These pets require no maintenance, are easy to keep clean and fed, and when you tire of the amusement, you can always throw an anti-macassar over their head.
There are reports that they have proved uncontrollable in certain situations, be aware that your Pet Labour Troll will be easily controlled by a good kicking – kindness should be avoided, they mistake it for weakness and will over-run your site without warning.
Every blog should have one – feel free to take one home with you today – no charge.
You can easily put my Pet Labour Troll on your website! Click here.
Edited to add: Yes, I do know he’s sitting on top of my RSS button at the moment, just one of those technical details I have to solve. I’ve asked him nicely to move – I shan’t repeat what he said about Iain Dale, but I don’t propose to ask him to move again until he’s in a better mood.