You have been specially selected to enter the Reader’s Digest Special Prize Draw and have already passed the initial round! You are now through to the final “Administration” round and if fortune continues to smile on you, you will win the Grand Prize of “Insolvency”. This means that you will never again be assaulted by complicated, opulent and misleading junk mail from ourselves, or be caught out by our devious marketing practices!
In order to continue to the final draw, you need to take the following actions:
- Do not buy any Reader’s Digest magazine or any of our other tat
- Encourage your friends and family to do the same
- Spread the word on blogs and twitter
I. M. Stonee-Braoke, Publisher