KGB to Fumigate Parliament.
Has it really come to this?
It would appear so.
The House of commons has survived the blitz, floods, fires and bombs, but a visiting group of North African illegal immigrants has traduced the place.
Now the KGB – see earlier post – have been asked to fumigate the MPs private offices.
The original immigrant, Tineola Bisselliella, is believed to have arrived from North Africa rolled up in a magic carpet belonging to Conservative MP Michael Gove. Since he arrived a year ago, he has been breeding extensively, and despite an attempt to remove him during the parliamentary recess in 2008, MPs are still plagued by him.
Tineola Bisselliella is of course a tiny moth, and MPs have nothing better to worry about, nor waste parliamentary time asking questions about him.
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February 12, 2010 at 11:02 -
It’s about time the House went through a catharis.
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February 12, 2010 at 12:26 -
catharsis!
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February 12, 2010 at 12:31 -
And I thought that Britanicus Politico Modernus was immune to all forms of pesticides and poisons.
What will those Russians come up with next?
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February 12, 2010 at 13:17 -
Damn thith literary lithp.
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February 12, 2010 at 16:45 -
I suggest 3-Methylfentanyl which was used to successfully clear the Chechen Moscow theatre siege in 2002.
One side effect might be that it clears more than the pesky moths.
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February 12, 2010 at 18:23 -
κάθαρσις
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