+++ Breaking News +++
Geoff Hoon, one of the ‘Brown must go’ plotters has just thrown the towel in, not standing at the next election.
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February 11, 2010 at 12:31 -
I think you are confusing me with somebody who gives a toss !
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February 11, 2010 at 12:45 -
Of dear, how sad, never mind – at least he leaves with the knowledge of having made the urban lexicon, as in “I made a right hoon of that”.
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February 11, 2010 at 14:00 -
Well, that’s still a better fate than that of any other would-be hunter who went out with the wrong calibre ammunition, no back up and no clear idea of where to place the killing shot….
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February 11, 2010 at 14:08 -
The military community modified his name to Buff Hoon. Not without reason. In fact there was usually a first name added to that but as I have no wish to offend readers delicate sensibilities it shall remain unwritten.
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February 11, 2010 at 16:33 -
That news has really broken me up. I’m in floods of tears…fnaar, fnaar.
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February 11, 2010 at 17:00 -
I’m sure he’ll cry all the way to bank – £60k for “resettlement” isnt it?
Not just a Hoon, but a thieving Hoon!
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February 11, 2010 at 17:06 -
The man is an emetic.
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February 11, 2010 at 17:08 -
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February 11, 2010 at 18:41 -
I fear that my heart shall ne’er recover from this truly devastating blow. A cliche, to be sure, but true artists are seldom appreciated in their own life times. They show us the way to the light, beckon us to follow in their glorious pathfinding, will, nay yearn to encourage our finer capabilities, extol upon us virtue, humility and love – yes – love. Perhaps we have become immune to such simple love, the kind touch of friendship, the immutable spirit of kindness best made manifest by ‘Our Geoff’ as those fighting warriors have long called the Right Honourable MP for Ashfield. Tis truly a day for tears, to weep….and to crack open the bubbly and piss on this cunts severed head.
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February 11, 2010 at 19:26 -
Who’s organising the whip-round?
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February 11, 2010 at 21:48 -
There goes another mole……
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February 11, 2010 at 23:38 -
@Joe Public
Miss Whiplash?
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