The ultimate traincrash….

h/t Old Holborn.

Translation into English HERE!

1
Rog
February 5, 2010 at 21:05

I got caught in mid stride as this character came on the box and couldn’t tear my eyes away. How utterly depressing. Thick, stupid, complacent and corrupt.

2
wullie
February 5, 2010 at 21:35

Dear God, How did this man become an MP, Oh right ,this is what a Scottish labour parliamentarian sounds like. red rosette and donkey come to mind

3
Anna Raccoon
February 5, 2010 at 21:44

Wullie,
That was exactly my reaction! He was like a child who had been caught scrumping apples. How did we ever end up with people of that calibre in Parliament?

4
Saul
February 5, 2010 at 22:06

You can’t educate pork.

5
Anna Raccoon
February 5, 2010 at 22:09

Too true Saul. I watched that on Sky with my mouth hanging open – his legal team must have their head in their hands!

6
Polaris
February 5, 2010 at 22:12

It’s a depressingly accurate confirmation that Scottish Labour voters would elect a pig sporting a red rosette…

7
Anna Raccoon
February 5, 2010 at 22:17

You must be embarassed up there Polaris?

Has Subrosa seen it yet?

8
Saul
February 5, 2010 at 22:16

Some big boys told me to do it, and then ran away.

9
Mike Spilligan
February 5, 2010 at 22:26

I just won’t watch it. Sometimes I get a bit “down in the mouth”, but I know this would really make me feel depressed.

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Polaris
February 5, 2010 at 22:40

Cringing Anna – I cling on to the fact that my grandparents were a combination of Scottish, English, Irish and Danish.

I believe Subrosa is on her way to his hoose to give him a good talking to…

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Anna Raccoon
February 5, 2010 at 22:45

It’s the new Devine Defence. It wasn’t stealing yer honour, yer see, I gave the money I stole from the bank to the clinic that were doin’ me wife’s plastic surgury, so yer see I were just movin’ it between acounts like, I didna profit from it at all…..aggghhhh!

D’you think he’ll plead diminished responsibility?

12
Polaris
February 5, 2010 at 22:50

His attempted explanation citing moving money from one account to another was stupefying – anybody who thinks moving one money to another is an excuse for theft and falsified documents should really be in the money laundering business. If only he could count, stop mouth breathing and reading whilst mouthing the words and keeping place with his finger…

13
Anna Raccoon
February 5, 2010 at 22:53

Is he related to the late Speaker of the House by any chance – I noticed certain similarities….

14
Polaris
February 5, 2010 at 22:53

Oopz
“anybody who thinks moving one money to another” is of course nonsense – his stupidity is obviously catching. Of course I meant to say
“anybody who thinks moving money from one account to another is an excuse for theft”

bed time methinks…

15
Anna Raccoon
February 5, 2010 at 22:54

Me too – and I’m an hour later than you!

16
binlid
February 5, 2010 at 23:44

He does seem to express concerns over misappropriation of funds –
http://www.jimdevine.org.uk/EZEdit/view.asp?MID=79

No excuse, though!

17
davidc
February 6, 2010 at 09:34

a candidate for ‘care in the community’ ?