1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it “Gordon Brown”
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of “Gordon Brown”.
6. Firmly Click “Yes”.
7. Feel better?

GOOD – Tomorrow we’ll do Peter Mandelson.

A twitch of the Raccoon tail to Saul!

procrustes
January 13, 2010 at 12:53

Definitely feel much better now, thanks, and followed that by sending an appropriately named file to the Recycle Bin, in order to have the opportunity to Restore Democracy…

Anna Raccoon
January 13, 2010 at 13:17

Brilliant Procrustes – why didn’t I think of that!

Majic
January 13, 2010 at 13:21

Love it ! That’s being added to my morning ritual in the office

binlid
January 13, 2010 at 13:31

Note: Other MPs are available!

Gloria Smudd
January 13, 2010 at 14:17

I’ve tried it several times with Mandelson, but he just keeps popping right back again…

Saul
January 13, 2010 at 14:38

Sounds like a virus to me….

Gloria Smudd
January 13, 2010 at 14:50

.. a virus bad enough to cause a ‘brown-out’ but not strong enough to defeat a chronic case of Mandelson…

The Dean
January 13, 2010 at 17:02

I discovered this procedure last week.

I created a file called “Islam4UK’s march through Wootton Bassett”, and followed the steps